I have this by now boring joke that I am so dog ugly that when I want to pick up a lady at a bar I must first spend an inordinate amount of money buying her drinks so that she can drink me pretty.

So Invited a friend of mine for drinks after work. She is a fox, beautiful, sexy, naughty, fun, the best legs ever and the cutest nose.

As she walked into the bar every man there stopped what they were doing and looked at her gliding across the floor to my table. Me too.

So started chatting and having some ales. At some point I mentioned that if she was to sit alone at the bar, within a couple of minutes she would have a number of gents coming over to buy drinks fir her.

So then I said that if I were to sit at the bar, no lady will come up to me and ask if they can buy me a drink. In fact, I will have to buy them plenty of booze to drink
me pretty.

At this point she turned to me, looking me in the eyes and said : Yes, you wil have to buy quite a few drinks....

I stopped breathing for a moment in total shock. Did she just say that ? No, it can't be. My selfbeeld at this moment decided to desert me. If someone sees him, kindly ask him to return ?


I was always joking about this, but fuck when it happens to you in real life, trust me, it is a moment.

Anyway, what is a man to do.

I bought her lots of ales. Got a kiss in the parking lot. Should have bought much more ales.....

True story.

INL

I am in an even worse position. A lot of money and alcohol can still make you look acceptable, unfortunately I have the looks that even my mother found hard to love.

So lets have a few more colds one, and hope for the best.

Yew

The lesson I learnt was that I spent too little.

Only got a kiss in the parking lot.

So if I spent more ? Wonder if I could get to hold her hand ?

LOL

Come on INL, I've met you and you're a stud muffin! (That sounded quite gay, sorry)

Perhaps the lady just had her beer goggles on and couldn't quite see you properly?

Hi Andy

You met me before my health took a turn for the worse and I am pretty sure you will hardly recognise me now.

Give me another 6 months and I should be fighting fit again.

Stud muffin ? Damn, that sounds very gay. Hope that Boobs and GK don't see this, they will harass me after I put them in the spotlight with their troetelnaampies.

I am going to go with the beer goggles. That is a good excuse.

LOL

INL ... don't you worry .. you not the only ugly one .. plenty of us standing right behind you ... lol !!!

Oh and Andy

At that time I was driving a babe mobile.

Now it is family saloon...


Damn, now I remember one night after the ESA party where a certain lady almost jumped into my car ......

LOL

Pappa

Jy is die mooi een, saam met Jelly Tots....

LOL

Smoking that good shit again I see ... lol !!!

Paps

Got it from Cassie

Sure is good shit that.

Your only flaw is the missing nipple that got lost at La Femme....

Wonder waar Jelly Baby is ?