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Arhwen - How about we start our day with a smile...
How about we start our day with a smile...
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Posted: 2017-12-13 09:37:20

An old INDIAN farmer, Bala Kistan, wrote to his son in prison: 'This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the field. If you were here, you would help me'.
The son wrote back: 'Dad, don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole from the heist'.

Police read the letter and the very next day, they dug the whole field, looking
for the money but nothing was found.
The following day, the son wrote back to his father, saying: 'Now, plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here!'

Give that CHAROU a BELLS
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Posted: 2017-12-13 10:08:28

Hahaha! Good one! Xxxx
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Posted: 2017-12-13 11:09:32

Lol.. nicely done haha thanks for the laugh xoxo
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Posted: 2017-12-13 12:34:04

wow, how cleverly though through, just shows
No matter what the situation, when you place your mind to it, It CAN be done.

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Posted: 2017-12-13 13:15:59

Thanks, I like to start the day with a smile. That way I get it over with and can go on being my usual grumpy self for the rest of the day.
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Posted: 2017-12-13 17:54:40

Nice one arhwen keep em coming.
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Posted: 2017-12-13 17:57:10

On 2017-12-13 17:54:40 kameshang said:
Nice one arhwen keep em coming.



Mind the pun
Miss Barbie Doll
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Posted: 2017-12-13 18:05:03

Hahahaha :(
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Posted: 2017-12-13 18:07:23

On 2017-12-13 18:05:03 Miss Barbie Doll said:
Hahahaha :(



Sad face? Feeling conflicted Miss B?
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Posted: 2017-12-13 18:15:52

Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the in-house maid so she laid a trap!

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the same old story ..
*"Excuse me dear, my stomach is aching & went to the bathroom.* The wife promptly went into the maid's room, switched the lights off & slipped inside her bed.
He came in silently,
he wasted no time on words but quickly started sex!! ..

When he finished, Wife said ..
"You didn't expect me in this bed, did you..?"
& switched on the light! ..

*"No Madam",said the Watchman!!* ..

MORAL: ..
*Sometimes getting too smart can get you fucked!!* ..

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