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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-27 23:55:23
"How long are you staying?"
(This, after paying for an hour)
(This, after paying for an hour)
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-27 23:57:22
"Can i owe you one?"
(This, after rushing you out within 20 minutes)
(This, after rushing you out within 20 minutes)
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-27 23:59:35
"You are the best ever"
(This, once you leave knowing she's only gonna create a scene if you say anything about the hour fee vs 20 minutes service)
(This, once you leave knowing she's only gonna create a scene if you say anything about the hour fee vs 20 minutes service)
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 00:35:39
Edited: 2017-12-28 00:48:04
Edited: 2017-12-28 00:48:04
Can I do an EFT? Or E-Wallet?
After the appointment???
Or you get so caught up in the appointment and have so much fun, then you walk him out and realise he hasn't paid you and have to awkwardly ask... "Did you leave the cash?"
What you offer for R200?
Arz
After the appointment???
Or you get so caught up in the appointment and have so much fun, then you walk him out and realise he hasn't paid you and have to awkwardly ask... "Did you leave the cash?"
What you offer for R200?
Arz
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 01:34:37
"I won't rush the round"
A response to a query about the difference between a 30 minute and hour booking if it's all cum once anyway.
"Okay but you pay first"
"Let me take this call"
"You can't touch my ass"
"Are you gonna come soon?"
All of these are just the five word quotes (there were more) that took place in my single worst session to date.
A response to a query about the difference between a 30 minute and hour booking if it's all cum once anyway.
"Okay but you pay first"
"Let me take this call"
"You can't touch my ass"
"Are you gonna come soon?"
All of these are just the five word quotes (there were more) that took place in my single worst session to date.
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 02:28:42
"Tell me what you like"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 04:40:18
When last you had sex
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 06:11:35
OMW I've once ran out
the worse question is how many client you had today, and the time will be 10am just imagine I've once lied and tell him you're the first one guess what he wanted to throw the wipe in the bin there's condoms already lol.
On 2017-12-27 23:00:41 Karlos said:
No wipes for today, sorry...
OMW I've once ran out
the worse question is how many client you had today, and the time will be 10am just imagine I've once lied and tell him you're the first one guess what he wanted to throw the wipe in the bin there's condoms already lol.
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 06:43:28
The worst of the worst for all punters..
'Pay now before touching me'
'Pay now before touching me'
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-28 07:10:22
I think it's because we all been screwed over that some people ask payment upfront.
It's like going to a spar ... you pay before you enjoy your goods.
Yes I do ask money upfront now... (I never did for years) because I rent a room in a house and that secured my space for that hour.
If you work independently it's another story.
On 2017-12-28 06:43:28 Karlos said:
The worst of the worst for all punters..
'Pay now before touching me'
I think it's because we all been screwed over that some people ask payment upfront.
It's like going to a spar ... you pay before you enjoy your goods.
Yes I do ask money upfront now... (I never did for years) because I rent a room in a house and that secured my space for that hour.
If you work independently it's another story.
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