When you are young, dumb and full of cum you have no bucks to enjoy the ladies. When you are older you have the bucks but the rest has gone south. I paid a lady the other day and she did not even bother to moan a little. I said whats wrong honey am I too old? She said no, you are fucking ugly. So I hit the light switch and suggested she think of Gary. She came twice. GO FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Beard,

Look on the bright side of things - you can still get a hard on and you can still make a bird cum twice with the lights off.
Some okes out there cant do any of that so you see how lucky you are. Dont go getting depressed now just because one chick did not have any taste.
Regards

Dr Botsman

Hey botsman you can do my PR any day

Hey Guys
Beard, thanks for the compliment, but who says that I am not a old geezer with buck teeth. Any guy that can make a girl cum twice, is a man in my book.

I was talking with a girl the other day and she said that she could see me visiting her, when she is sixty. I told her if Chris Barnard could do it at eighty why not me, when that times comes.

Cheers

Garry

Between Botsman and I we should start an Older Fuckers PR bussiness. In honesty I have found that most of the classy ladies enjoy older men for some reason. Reminds me of the old and young bull looking at a pasture full of cows. Young bull says lets charge down, jump the fence and do one of those. The old bull replies ' why dont we amble down, go through the gate and do them all?' believe Charlie Chaplin fathered a youngster at 86 or so.

find Amstel and include him in your Older Fuckers club...

Man, I'm getting worried about hitting 35 soon, I just hope I never lose my ability to get my cock up. There are some chicks I visit where I drive over to their houses with a hard-on, and being able to pop a few times a day, fuck, I just hope I never lose that ability.

But Garry is Pta's nr 1 fokker, seeing that he gets better treatment from a certain hot blonde, where my charms simply did not work at all!!! and quite amusingly, I recently visited a poppie who innocently asked me if Im perhaps Garry from the ESA forum! LOL!! 1 lady whom we both visit actually said she thinks Garry is a male prostitute! LOL!!!

Old in beautiful guys. We have been there done that and got the t shirt.Johan200 you are worried about turning 35 well just add another 20 and you get to my age and I am still going strong.
One of the best ladies I had was in her late 40's and I was in my mid twenties. I saw her on and off for 11 years before she decided to retire from the business, go to Hermanus and buy a Guest House with all of the money she earned. Believe it or not she was also married but Hubby didnt mind her work as he was a lazy shit and couldnt get it up.
Beard you are quite right a lot of the older ladies look after us old boys as they know that we have a few tricks up our sleeves. I am now generalising because I have had some young ladies (late 20's early 30's - my minimum) as well and they have also looked after me. I have also had some horrible experiences in my time but thank goodness it is few and far between.

Hey botsman,

I have nothing against hot MILFS.. I've mentioned a couple of times on this website long ago a lady by the name of Maxine. (I found her ad in The Star, it read: 'Maxine, ex-Pornstar') worked from Morningside, from a complex called 'st michell'

Anyway, when I met her I was in my twenties, (~26) and she was 48, but what an incredibly, amazing, mindblowing experience she was!!! one of those experiences I'll never, ever forget, so brilliant it was.. If I can find her today I'll want to fuck her, evern though she must be in her 50's now.

Hey Guys

Johan, I am laughing my shirt off... Just like you, some girls know who I am, but most don't. In my book you are Pta's numero uno. You have been there and done that, when I were still sticking to one girl only.

More seriously to me age doesn't matter that much. You get older gals that are amazing, and younger girls that are great. If a lady is good looking and the service is great, I will visit her...

Cheers

Garry

Hi guys

Iam 28 years old and have been calling on a lady in fourways who is in her 40's.Man this lady is good !!

Now she has left the business and iam in search of my next
milf...I should have shoped more !

Willus