I woke up to an empty pussy so it wasn

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I woke up to an empty pussy so it wasnt a good start.

I brushed my teeth with a cock shaped toothbrush and semen flavoured toothpaste. I have no gag reflex so I have to be careful not to choke on my toothbrush.

My skin looks amazing. It must be the facial cum shots. Then I brushed my hair which is strong and beautiful from all the protein I swallow daily.

I got dressed, walked out, got arrested for public indecentsy and quickly went back in to change. Couldnt find panties small enough so I could feel the breeze on my pussy lips. Manufacturers should really be more diverse and do something about that. Thought about going commando but then I will leave wet spots everywhere.

I stopped for a hotdog and some people got very flustered watching me eat. Isnt it normal to suck the mustard off the hotdog before you eat it and muff the bun to get all the flavour?

I went to work and felt terrible charging for my services when there are so many cocks in the world that need sucking, fucking and pumping but do you know how much batteries cost? Especially my 5000-pussy-thumber-with-built-in-lube-and-cum-simulator and my Anal-Alley-Assaulter69 studded for my backdoor pussy pleasure.

I was driving home and got stuck in traffic and I cant go without cock for too long so i managed a quickie on the gear stick. The cop that pulled me over wasnt impressed but i told him I was a 'bad girl' and he understood as a slut I can never be fully satisified so he has sentenced me to community service at the local gym sucking off men in the gym locker room. Not sure what I am learning but my skin, hair and pussy have never looked or felt better.

At home i shower and used some mouth wash. I spit, i swallowed and spit again. Time for bed. Im still a little worked up. Better use both toys at the same time tonight and hope the batteries last enough for ten orgasms while I slip in my retainer which is actually a dildo gag.

Goodnight and sweet dreams!
-distance sounds of a motor and gagged cries of ecstacy-

(lol hope you enjoyed this joke piece of writing. Its a tongue-in-cheek response to the many encounters of myself and other girls with punters who feel they shouldnt have to pay for extras or basic rates because we all clearly want cock so much) it was fun to write though and I had a good chuckle ;)

Lol, this made me chuckle to myself! This is I love doing doubles with you!

Lol this made me chuckle! Loved it!