A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

WAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG Laughing so Hard!! GOOD ONE!

Thank you for that hard laugh ... :)

Sometimes you don't need to use the word fuck

One day a husband and wife had visitors which were the wife's 2 sister, the wife asked her husby to get her shoes for her in the room upstairs were her sisters were chilling.
Husby gets there and says to the sister's your sister said I must come fuck both of you which they didn't believe, the husby yelled to the wife downstairs honey must I do 1 the wife angrily responded by saying what is the point of fucking 1

Hahahaaa!!! Great laughs!