So the funniest thing just happened to me.

Getting ready for a body to body massage. Im all oiled up and glistening like the goddess I think I am.

He stares at my glorious breasts and with half a stiffy lies down on the bed.. As I strut closer and oil his back.. I get onto the massage bed as confident as I've ever been and as I attempt my first slide my hand gives in..and in one movement I slide right over his shoulder and land in the semi scorpion position right in front of him.

Needles to say we both cried laughing and the sensuality part of the meeting was out the window.

I'm hoping I'm not the only one this has happened too.

Anyone else have some embarrassing stories to share please?

Just came across this:
m.health24.com/Sex/woman-left-paralysed-after-being-catapulted-from-bed-during-sex-sues-for-r18-million-20181016-2

Oh my word

Lol ha ha ha ha kak funny.


I am not laughing at u I am laughing with you girl.

I once had a client and he brought his own oil.I was also on top of his back.

He grabbed my hands at the top of the bed the assist me in putting pressure on His back.

My bed had very little space at the top between me and the wall. As I slides up and down he pulled me forward and because of all the oil I slid right up head into the wall......

My o my and it was only a dry wall so yes, you can imagine, I had to get a lovely little painting the next day to cover up the damage and I had a splitting headache for about 4 days.

Never the less....lesson learned. Only use my own oil now ha ha xxxx

Oh I'm so happy its not just me (sorry for the headAche thou) .. We really should be charging "danger pay" lmao

Like a breakage deposit HahaHaha

You break me you buy me kinda thing

Celia just for the record.
When you landed, did you end up with your exhaust side facing your client?
:)))

On 2018-10-18 15:46:48 Tiger_ said:
Celia just for the record.
When you landed, did you end up with your exhaust side facing your client?
:)))

Yes ...yes I did lmao
He was very impressed