On 2019-05-03 18:25:38 Massage By Yvonne said:
And from an old crow like me...
BFF: Best friend fell
IMHAO: Is my hearing aid on
LMDO: Laughing my dentures out
OMSR: Oh my! Sorry...gas!
ROFLACGU: Rolled on the floor laughing and cant get up.
TTYL: Talk to you louder
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting on Toilet
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTF: Wet the Floor
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil