Name: Dia
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Noordwyk
Last Visit: March 2013
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Based on looks & reviews I made a shortlist of the details of a number of girls worth visiting in the greater Midrand area, for purpose of having backup numbers if someone does not answer. Dia was top-of-the-list so I called her fist. She answered and I made a booking.
Visited too, only to find a completely different girl than what is my taste, someone VERY overweight and with MUCH larger boobs which, a major turnoff for me, are extremely saggy.
I took this for being misled by photographic artistry so tried to make the best of it. Besides, nothing wrong with either her cleanliness or her personality but she failed to excite me, so after some attempts I left.
Once home, still wondering how I could visit SUCH a different girl I looked again at her profile.... discovering that Dia's pics only have 'girl' in common with the one I visited.
So, I phoned again, and asked her for her name - mind, this could have been a mistake, not so? Nope, she's Dia, insists these pics are hers, there's nothing wrong.
Well there is, an astonishing LOT actually, and I tell her this. She disagrees, it is her!
A bit later my phone rings, it's "Dia", the girl I saw. She asks me why I doubt that the girl in the pics is her, she tries to convince me there's nothing wrong. I mention I have 10/10 vision, her weight and boobs are someone else's, and then she admits: OK, I'm not Dia... I tell her I knew that, also that this is rather misleading behaviour, so why phone me? End of conversation.
Then the phone rings again, and this time it is a different voice, the REAL Dia. She explains to me that she was out, she "had to buy airtime", and the fact that her friend (of which I have still no idea what her name is) posed as her was no problem at all.
Oh really? I disagree, and I tell her this. This also prompted me to write this "review".
Dia, I was attracted to YOUR pictures, and by YOUR quite consistent reviews on YOUR profile, that is why I called YOUR number. Maybe funny but I expected YOU to honour the appointment, not some stand-in you condone to service clients on your behalf.
The fact that you condone this ALSO shows that you clearly think only blind moles visit you! I mean, if you would have a friend which only SORTOF looked like you..... but THIS girl???? BWW is more her description.
On her, who is she? She's nice enough for those liking her type, she should have her own profile here!
I would urge anyone interested seeing you to take prints of your photos with them - but this definitely won't be me, just to be overly clear.
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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