Completely negative experience all round with this person Shakira (
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Right from the beginning, when I arrived, this person had a strange, negative attitude. At first, when arriving, I didn't even know it was her. She barely even greeted me at the door; just mumbled something about following her and swept away up the stairs. I wasn't even sure it was the girl I was there to see. I thought it might be a venue assistant who was going to take me to her, until when we arrived at the room, I realised it was her. She immediately tells me I must take a shower and put the money on the bed. (The whole bizarre shower thing will become even more bizarre later.) I tell her I've already showered before coming but she says it's her rules. She's not cool about it, not friendly. It's a whole negative vibe immediately. She leaves the room. So whatever, I shower. When I come out, she's waiting in the room and she's like, "What do you want to do? Massage there on the table or the bed? I don't know. What do you want?" It's just such a weird thing, the way she puts things, asks things. I tell her, "Okay, massage on the table."
Suddenly, somewhere during the massage she gets a sinus attack or something. She mumbles something like, "Well, there it is now. Here we go. I've got a sinus attack now. Indians all have sinus issues," or some weird crap like that. Apparently, I'm giving her a sinus attack for some bizarre reason that I still haven't figured out. She says she can smell something around me like they use for blocked noses or cologne on me or something bizarre like that. "Why didn't you shower properly? You just stood under the water," she goes. I still have zero idea what she's on about. I'd already had a shower at my friend's place earlier plus at this venue now. I don't wear cologne. I only wear underarm. And I certainly don't put on any menthol or whatever crap she was on about. Jesus Christ, I've paid for a service and here I am getting grilled about my flipping shower habits and what I cologne I wear because this chick gets sinus attacks from out of the blue. Imagine paying for a service to spend some time with a girl and you're getting accused of flipping triggering a sinus attack! Seriously, wtf... So now the mood is weird and sour. I decide to just carry on. I'm there anyway. I try to keep the mood light with chat. I tell her I'm in the area to see a friend and decided I'd go to a venue on the way back. "Interesting," she says. Interesting? Huh? Again, she has such an offputting way of putting things.
It just gets more crap from there. "Turn over," she says. I didn't hear her properly. "What do you want me to do?" "Turn over. You want the front done, right?" she says with a shitty attitude. I touch her during the massage: "Don't finger me. I don't do GFE." Cool. That too. We get on the bed. I ask if she does OWO. Just asking. She doesn't. Then starts going off on a weird lecture about the difference between FH and GFE. I couldn't give the slightest damn. I just asked her if she does OWO. Some do. Some don't. Some want extra for it. Whatever. It's just a fucking question. So that's it, I'm not interested in carrying on the session with a weird misery like this girl. She tells me she'll fetch the manager. The manager then completely takes this oddball's side, which I expected, and said they can't refund if I've already been in the room. Pissed money down the drain for an absolutely crap and faintly odd experience with this chick.
I absolutely can't recommend this girl or this establishment. You can get a horrible experience here because the girl is having a bad day and then the management will totally side with their girls. Completely avoid is my review.