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Lost in Translation
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Posted: 2019-08-12 14:17:01

A man is traveling to the East for a business conference. While in his hotel, bored and lonely, anticipating meeting the big Boss tomorrow during a game of golf, he decides to treat himself to an evening with an escort.

He calls the agency and insists that he wants the most beautiful escort that they have. They reply that they do have an extremely beautiful lady by the name of Jo-Lee, but she doesn't speak any English. Our man (let's call him Gary) insists. She will do.

Gary awaits in anticipation and when there is a knock at the door, he is amazed at what he finds when he opens it. She is gorgeous. Soft skin, petite, dark thick hair. Wearing a tiny cocktail dress. Gary decided that he is going to give her the best shag she has ever had.

He works all his best moves, really getting into it. He reckons he has hit the right mark when she starts shouting 'Shung WA! Shung WA!' and gripping him tightly, her whole body tense and shaking. 'That must mean amazing', thinks Gary, 'just look at how she is thrashing!'

He finishes up, very pleased with himself and falls asleep.

The next day he is playing golf with the Boss and as the Boss gets a hole-in-one, Gary decided to impress him.

'Shung WA!' he yells, clapping.

The Boss turns, clearly confused. He asks:

'What do you mean, wrong hole?'

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Hope you enjoyed the joke gentleman ;)
in69
in69 - Re: Lost in Translation
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Posted: 2019-08-12 16:30:59

Lol. My favorite keyboard warrior has returned . LOL..
I guess in the MG world, that's just Going to get you a smack on the bottoms or some light discipline sensual massage... Ooh how kinky that would be..

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