Face:
Mandy is always immaculately dressed and the lust-full face paint, Mandy is wearing oozes sex-appeal and raw passionate lust. She has the softest, sweetest innocent looks of an Angel.

I concur with Bruno Mars’s lyrics: “When I see your face, there is not a thing that I would change, because you're amazing, just the way you are”….

Body:
Mandy has the body of a super-model, ueber-sexy, ueber-schoen, ueber-alles. She is a role model for the new super-race. “When I see your body, there is not a thing that I would change, because you're amazing, just the way you are”….

Personality:
Mandy has the greatest and warmest personality; I have yet to see elsewhere. It only takes seconds, before Mandy can put me at ease. Mandy is highly intelligent, has a very wide general knowledge, shares in many of my own interests and had beaten me more than once to a game of chess.

Her delightful, feminine laughter is so contagious; it immediately put me into the right frame of mind, “And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares awhile, cause Girl you're amazing, just the way you are”….

Another outjie commented on the red-hot attitude Naughty Mandy displays and his “Oulike Pensie Experience”. I can very much relate to both, but I find her oulike pensie far more attractive, than the majority of the poppies who are showing severe gravity pressures, and who have little more attitude than that of a contraceptive.

And the red-hot attitude..? Wow..! Those fiery grey-blue eyes burn deep into my soul and she makes sure I keep it real and watches Me.!

Telephone Manner:
When, or if she answers the phone, her telephone manners are always impeccable.

Just a pity she is sometimes such a slow learner, else she would have noticed that almost each time we do have a chance to talk; it ended up in a confirmed delightful engagement. Or, maybe I am more than often such a slow learner, that she purposely did not answer the phone, as she was elsewise engaged, or not lusting my company.

Service:
I often wonder whether two people experience sexual passion in the same way. The electrifying intensity of our lust and passion is overwhelming. The high sexual voltage experience is mindboggling, breathtaking and surrendering me into a state of total speechlessness.

It is almost impossible to accurately evaluate a personal experience of service versus that of another person. I therefor resort to other opinions and evaluate my own experience of service delivery.

Some outjie could write poems, lyrics and Mills & Boons sob stories about his “Girlfriend Experiences”. I can very much relate to his experiences.

Another outjie from the Freestate or Danville wrote about “hierdie pragtige Meisie en al die outjies moet vir haar kom kuier” I can very much relate to his “Pragtige Meisie Experiences”, but then as fokken dof as only he can be, he cuts and pastes the same comments on every Blondie, he had visited in Pretoria. Well, I cannot relate to these experiences, as those Blondie’s in Pretoria are typical, ordinary “MILF Experiences”.

Given credit where credit is due, those Blondies are seriously pragtig, but not as pragtig as Mandy and maybe in 10 years, or even less, she may qualify and I gain some “MILF Experience”.

Then there were outjies who cannot even say a minimum of 150 characters about their “experiences” and continue blaming the system for their continued lack of basic understanding of the Queen’s language or that of the Boere. I cannot relate to this at all, as I have already exceeded the minimum of 150 characters and have not even thought about Chapter 1.

Other outjies can only comment about their “Condom Experiences”. Well, I can relate to this experience as well. Mandy is extremely professional about the use of condoms, but at the same time she can be so extremely clumsy in using these and in doing so changes a supposedly pleasant morning, afternoon, evening, BBB into a moerse mood spoiler.

Then a Blondie PoPPie glowed with her “Double Trouble Blonde Experience”. To which Naughty Mandy responded with a “Who dares Double Trouble BBB Experience.” I can very much relate to this experience as well. Though I have been unsuccessfully trying for years to experience a “Who dares Double Trouble BBB experience”, and only received promises of one day, one day, one day. !.

Well, now that I have been paroled from Vista Clinic, grown a bit older and matured, she can keep her one day promises. (For those interested please read: How to save R15, 000 in six hours and F..UP a double all night)

Then there were those that enjoyed the “Greek experience”. I cannot really relate to this experience, but knowing Mandy’s red-hot attitude, this outjie will be in deep shit, very deep shit after this review and will probably relate to the unique “Greek Experience”.

Venue Cleanliness:
I skipped on my annual vaccination, as Mandy’s venue is a risk free environment.

Personal Cleanliness:
I skipped on my annual vaccination, as Mandy is a highly risk adverse person. Her personal cleanliness is beyond all reproach.

Will you return?
I do not know, but based on a 160 plus visits during the past 18 months, as well as having endured and lived 5 years of her delightful chattering, it is almost certain.

Advertiser looked like the Photos?
Huh? Before or after?

Secure Parking?
Who cares? I always park in the shade, but away from big trees. I hate the hadeda crapping on my car. Then my wife bitches and moans, because she thinks I have been playing golf.

Privacy:
Who cares? When I look into her beautiful eyes, and mine turn to the bluest of colour, the world may go under...

Mandy:
Thank you for the thousand and more hours, I had the delight of your company.

Thank you for your kindness, support and care during the good times, and the sometimes not so good times.

Thank you for bearing and tolerating with most of my mood swings.

Thank you for five years of electrifying, mindboggling, breathtaking intensity of our raw lust and deep passions. I wished I had counted the bottles of red wine, we had so passionately consumed together..…

You are beautiful, perfect and amazing, just the way you are…
Thank you.

Word count:
Mm. More than 1,150 words, more than 6,000 characters, more than 35 paragraphs and more than 95 lines and still counting….!

My Experience:
Well. Maybe it is now time to share my “Experience” or two or three and more and more with Mandy. Or be wise, maybe not…