so yesterday i was in the mood for some fun, having been disappointed all too many times by WG's who look nothing like their photos my next available option was to go to a house and pick a girl from the line up.

this is a hit n miss plan cause you never really know when the best girls will be there but most often they are there on weekends in the evening. so if you looking for an afternoon punt then you left with their skeleton staff.

SO I DECIDED TO TRY OUT THE SUMMIT CLUB...

getting there: took empire avenue offramp around 18:00PM and just headed towards hillbrow. so far so good, following the BRT bus lane till you get to the entrance off hillbrow. cross over at the main intersection which takes a slight bend and then take the 1st right onto Claim St. hillbrow was busy which was reassuring, lots of people, lots of cars and a good police presence. i felt safe. drove down Claim St till you see the bright lights of the Summit on your left and the parking opposite on the right.

Parking: the parking is off the street, and there is an underground parking area. On the right of this there is an open parking lot that has about 4 sections for cars to fill up. i got a parking close to the entrance and a security guard told me parking was R15 and then gave me an official Summit Parking Ticket. i tipped him another R5 and he said he would look after my car, and put a cone in-front of it which was rather reassuring.

Crossing the Street: Claim St is a 1 ways street with 4 lanes. there is 1 robot before the club so crossing the street is a matter of timing. the security guard will help you cross the street if your unsure but it wasn't necessary.

the Venue: at the entrance of the building a security in a glass booth will take R50 for the cover charge and then give you a ticket. he will then show you the stairs to go up to the club. the lobby was clean and neat with posters advertising the strip club. going up the stairs you can hear music playing and you find a well light up receptionist that will take your ticket and stamp your hand with the "invisible" UV stamp. the stamp is just a square block with no text so its not recognizable.

she will then point you towards the strip club which is Neros.

Strip Club >>> a very spacious ares where there are couches all around 1 large stage with poles. near the bar were chairs with tables and some of these tables had poles for dancers. the places was incredibly clean and neat, with a really good vibe. i had forgotten that i was even in JHB let alone Hillbrow. girls are dressed in skimpy outfits and 90% of them will be sitting on the couches while a few will walk around. the bar is well stocked and drinks are reasonable. i found a comfortable chair at a table with a group of guys and we all joked and laughed as we had our drinks. the lighting is good, the music was amazing and i honestly would go there just to chill, have a few beers and relax. the DJ played longs songs and it was not set to a routine timed the dancers.

there is a strip show that's done by a "professional" stripper every hour and the show is good. the girl dances to the music played by the DJ so its not a routine but she does move fairly well. the stripper has no technique when compared to those Russian gymnasts at Teazers but she makes up for it but being fully naked for 90% of the time and giving the crowd a goodview. once she is done then the regular girls have a few min to dance on stage before going back to the couches or walking around the bars.

there is the Ladies Bar in the next room which had a good bar area, couches, 3 pool tables, and opens up to a lounge area that had a row of slot machines and more couches. most of the thai girls will be in this area. there is a balcony from here which overlooks the car park.

starkers is the private dance area with a smaller stage and smaller booths with lockable doors. if a girl offers you a private dance she will take you there.

THE GIRLS :) >>> 90% of the girls are black, off which i would rate them on average about a 7 out of 10. so good looking bodies with some average looking faces. there were a few stunners that were there!

5% of the girls are coloureds and the remaining 5% of the girls were thai. there was 1 mature white WG who was a bit chubby and had an Albanian gypsy witch vibe around her but i later found her to be really good drinking company at the bar.

the girls are not pushy and don't approach you, the will smile and whisper to you if you look at them and then come towards you if you ask. most of the time guys will go up to them and negotiate. there is no need to buy a girl a drink and they know not to be too pushy if a guy isn't interested.

a private dance will cost you R60-R80 where they will then take you to starkers and get you a booth. these are small booths big enough for a couch and a pole with a cushion nearby. the girl will provide a poor quick dance and then offer to have sex which would cost you another R200. the sex is rushed but you are in control to slow her down. once i was done she asked me for another R20 to buy a tequila and then she was off.

i returned to the strip club area, had a beer and relaxed watching the show and making jokes with the other guys there. once i was ready i decided to go for round 2 and found a group of girls who were sitting at the couches. i sat next to one and she offered to take me upstairs for R200 but if i was interested she did a good doubles show with a friend and i could come twice with both of them for R400.

upstairs >> you walk out of the strip club area and then get into a lift, they stopped at their floor and got to their room. the outside of the flats are old but neat. the rooms can be rated similar to most 3 star guest houses with a bathroom and a bedroom. i got into the shower and the 2 girs joined me. my jeans were in sight and i felt safe that my valuable weren't going to be stolen.

from the shower i was led to the bedroom. got a good blow while i got a massage and then my 2nd round was a shared blow and then took turns with the girls. the doubles show was a bit of licking and kissing but no real lesbian porn action.

got back down to the bar, has my last beer and was about to leave when a stunning thai girl walked in. she has leggings on that showed off her figure and great tits. i did the basic check for the adams apple, then the size of the feet and hands, the voice, and facial structure. she just laughed as we spoke. she barely knew English and told me to go upstairs was R250. i agreed and on our way we spoke about where she was from and we really connected.

the shower was fun and soapy, and the blow was amazing, she guided my fingers down to her pussy which i could feel was getting wet so i knew i was in for a good time. we fucked like crazy and afterwards in the shower she gave me another quick bj as i played with her tits.

from the lifts you can go straight to the ground floor without bumping into people at the club and then a quick run across the street and your back at the car park.

getting out of there >> drove out of the car park, took the 1st available right turn and then next right turn. was back onto the main road which was still fairly busy and there were cars around me. got back onto empire and then hit the highway.

OVERALL EXPERIENCE:

venue : 9-10
girls : 7-10
price : 10-10
parking : SAFE

would i return : HELL YEAH!

Thanks for the excellent review Drgriff. Havent been to the Sumit in a long time ... must make a plan!!

Thanks Drgriff now that is what you call a review !. It seems to me if you arrive at the venue with a grand then you are going to have a grand time. Would love to hook up with a punter from esa during lunchtime, to early afternoon, maybe we could take a couple of chicks and have a little orgy. anyone interested ?

Good review. Although I have not been there for years now the review made me "walk" through the premises - good memmory lane. Had an emazing experience there with a girl while standing in a darker corner of the bar and watching a strip, all eyes were focussed on the stripshow and not on us - damm those were the days!

Excellent @drgirff. I have been there twice and all I can say is your review is ON POINT. Your entire experience there mirrors my last one well except for the Asian girl. Anyone curious about Summit should read this review.

I have been there on a Friday and their strip shows do get more intense than what you get at the Grand for instance. Full on lesbian shows at times, girls naked 60% of the time during a dance session and also they do these table dances with all the girls. NICE.

I'm going back soon for the raunchiness. If you looking for GFE or LOVE this is not the spot for you. This place is for F#$king

I also recently visted the summit club, agree with drgiff getting from empire road is not to bad however I still would not venture their in the night.

My biggest concern with the summit club is the hygiene of the girls. The girl I was with was fairly hot however she poured beer on her pussy when giving me a show in the private booth. After the blow ( did not want to bang her.) she relieved her self in the dustbin and they was a used condom lying on the floor of the first private booth we went to. I highly doubt girls wash between clients and for myself personally the risk is to high with these girls. At R50 for entrance and R15 for parking ,buying drinks dance and paying for fullhouse you would come close to what some of the esa girls charge for an half hour or maybe even an hour with much lower health and safety risks.

Would I go back , maybe to chill and have a few beers and a private dance or two.

Avoid the booths... Those couches are SERIOUSLY manky

Most of the girls have rooms (single or shared). The girls who only use the booths are usually non-resident and true, probably don't have clean-up facilities

For the girls who have rooms I would say generally their standard of hygiene can often be similar or better than say... Randburg girls/venues