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Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-04 20:52:26
Why did the orphan become an escort
She wanted someone to call daddy
She wanted someone to call daddy
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-04 20:56:08
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... cock a doodle doo The prostitute says... any cock will do
The rooster says... cock a doodle doo The prostitute says... any cock will do
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-05 09:34:34
If you could get rid of one Race which one would it be?
For me, it has to be the 10K marathon.
For me, it has to be the 10K marathon.
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-05 09:51:02
Edited: 2021-11-05 09:52:01
Edited: 2021-11-05 09:52:01
No really a joke, but a funny conversation I recently had with a WG. Or at least I thought it was humorous. During our booking she was showing off her collection of sex toys.
HB: "That one looks interesting."
WG: "This one's amazing... look..."
HB: "Jesus wept, that's hot. What does that one cost?"
WG: "Around R5k"
HB: "Five thousand South African Rand?!"
WG: "Yep, the high-end stuff's really expensive. Do you know what sex toys for men cost?"
HB: "R2k per hour?"
WG: "Haha! Touche."
HB: "That one looks interesting."
WG: "This one's amazing... look..."
HB: "Jesus wept, that's hot. What does that one cost?"
WG: "Around R5k"
HB: "Five thousand South African Rand?!"
WG: "Yep, the high-end stuff's really expensive. Do you know what sex toys for men cost?"
HB: "R2k per hour?"
WG: "Haha! Touche."
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-05 09:53:47
For me it would be the Pick6, I seen lots of people lose on that.
On 2021-11-05 09:34:34 CatEater said:
If you could get rid of one Race which one would it be?
For me, it has to be the 10K marathon.
For me it would be the Pick6, I seen lots of people lose on that.
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-05 10:17:47
How do you make a working girl moan
Give her a cheque that bounces...
Give her a cheque that bounces...
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Re: Escort Joke
Posted: 2021-11-08 08:50:01
Haha.. clever :)
On 2021-11-05 09:51:02 HarryBosman said:
No really a joke, but a funny conversation I recently had with a WG. Or at least I thought it was humorous. During our booking she was showing off her collection of sex toys.
HB: "That one looks interesting."
WG: "This one's amazing... look..."
HB: "Jesus wept, that's hot. What does that one cost?"
WG: "Around R5k"
HB: "Five thousand South African Rand?!"
WG: "Yep, the high-end stuff's really expensive. Do you know what sex toys for men cost?"
HB: "R2k per hour?"
WG: "Haha! Touche."
Haha.. clever :)
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