When I was a randy pre-teen, I ‘misappropriated’ a videotape from my older brother’s porn collection. It was jumpy and grainy and a little stretched, but adequately depicted a fully fledged orgy involving a group of fifteen or so very white and very hairy and very naked men and women. I think it was one of those cheap 70’s German videos, and the soundtrack was scratchy and pulsed with heavy panting, and although the camera work was not particularly good, the video completely seduced my youthful horny mind. Whenever I could get a chance, I would slip the tape into the family Betamax (when did you last hear that word?) and pour over scene after scene after scene of men and women fucking in every position and combination and hole imaginable... the men even did the men !!! (Dicks with Dicks?)
A very wee Wee–Willy and I were captivated by each erotic scene... and couldn’t keep our hands off one-another!!!

And, although I have never taken part in one, I have often wondered over the years what it would be like to be involved in a real life sex orgy!

I have never been a great fan of ‘the line-up’, but earlier this evening, I found myself near a local house which boasts one, and decided to pop in and see what was on the menu. I have been to this house a number of times before, and have always had a good time, and there has generally been a great selection of fine ebony ladies on offer.

Small neat house on a quiet dark street, and I am silently praying that Purple Woman (she of the massive wig, the heaving mounds of jellied adipose, and the vexing desire to make me her own) is not on duty tonight. I am welcomed inside by the House-Sergeant-Major, and the line-up comes to attention in a long neat row in front of me. Very military! As wide an assortment of bosoms and breasts and nipples and thighs and chins and bellies and lips and braids and weaves and wigs that one could ever wish for, all fetchingly undressed in a miscellany of lacy panties, tiny thongs, silky camisoles and fish-net body-stockings. The ladies all have their name badges pinned smartly to their bra-straps and I lean forward to read them... Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl!!! Oops, the last one is Blue Girl, slim and petite, I know her very well... I’ve visited her many times before. I find this whole 'line-up' thing a little dehumanizing, I mean imagine if you are one of the girls that never gets chosen... but live and let live, they are a fact of punting... and I find each of the ladies in the parade quite appealing in her own way (thank god Purple Woman is in Detention Barracks) and am a sucker for ebony skin, coy brown eyes and shy smiles.

So who the Hell do I pick? Wee Willy makes the decision for me... and he decides there and then to make our life-long erotic dream of taking part in an orgy come true... and books ALL FIVE!!!

The HSM smiles in glee as I hand over the dosh, and all seven of us, BG BG BG BG BG Wee Willy and I, squeeze into one of the small tidy bedrooms.

Now how the fuck does one describe exactly what happened next?

It is an orgy of sucking and licking and clasping and kissing and fucking! A binge of satin skinned legs and slippery thighs and slender arms and swollen tits and wet vaginas and sharpened nipples like I could never imagine in my wildest dreams! To my delight, it turns out that two of the Zulu ladies are also Greek Ladies, so the variety of apertures on offer is mind boggling... and Wee Willy and I fiddle and feast and fornicate like Emperor Nero while Rome is burning!!

Oh what a night!!!!

Well, if you believe all of the above, you are more naive than I thought! Lies, lies and more lies!!! Of course the orgy never happened! I’m too fucking scared and too much of a nerd to take part in any damned orgy, and anyway, I HATE to share! I am not even into doubles, and I will only EVER do the dirty with ONE lady at a time!

So I choose Blue Girl from the line-up, and she is as passionate and as accommodating and as un-rushed and as wet and as energetic as ever!!! Blue Girl is totally marvelous!!

So, no more lies and videotapes... In future I will simply stick to the sex!

GOOD ONE White !

L4L give BG a try! Great lady ;-))

This lies brings back memories… That night I been drunk and lost in USA, man. Walked into a hotel I thought was the one I was staying at. Kinda figured the hotel looks so much better because the booze made me happy.

I entered the room I thought were mine and been shocked to find around 15 people having sex…
Some black guy grabbed me by the nuts and pulled me to a room. Been freaken scared, but this emotion changed to happiness when I seen Julia Roberts standing in the room! I rushed up to her to ask is she could sign my passport, as its been the only paper I had on me. But damn, once I gotten to her she ripped off all my clothes! Scary moment.

In the corner of that room, Hugh Grant been chatting up a black woman, she didn’t look to keen to chat. But, he paid her some money then she started giving him a BJ. He’s been arrested for that later that evening, poor man!!

Edit: I trust no one actually believed this,,, I hope :-)

Always entertaining reading!

Good to see that Blue Girl is back in town!

Yum!!!

Fond memories...and methinks time for another 'Orgy'!