It's great to be a guy because;

Your arse is never a factor in a job intewrview.

Your orgasms are real....always.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Wrinkles add character.

A few well placed one night stands gain credibility,not leave you tarnished.

People never glance at your chest when you talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is expected.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

You can appreciate great sport.

One mood,ALL the damn time.

You can open all your own jars.

You can go to a public toilet without a suuport group.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If you are 34 and single,nobody notices.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can drop by to see a friend without taking a little gift.

One wallet,one pair of shoes,one colour,all seasons.You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.