Hey Guy's,

Well another great morning has virtually come and gone and despite having Telkom problems nothing can keep me down.

The reason you may ask? Well simply because the ladies who come into work every single day know how to make every man feel so special, even this one right here. They are just the most radiant bunch of ladies any man could want. Now imagine what my thoughts would be if I got their gorgeous sensuality like you boy's do.

Today's Quote:

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?
J. D. Salinger

Today's Joke:

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.” The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.” The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “it's for you to decide how many inches you want, but it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.” The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?” “I have,” says the man. “And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor. “She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. “We're getting a new kitchen.

Today's Gorgeous Shift:

1. Jasmin
2. Brandy
3. Mandy
4. Samantha
5. Kat
6. Trish
7. Lindsay
8. Erin
9. Nikki
10.Sashni
11.Holly
12.Sandy
13.Logan

The most sensual group of ladies I have ever had the pleasure of naming for you to have the pleasure of enjoying. Hot oil, sensuality, body to body and explosive endings are the order of the day, how could the week not be the best ever?

Have an amazing day guy's and look out for another update to the website, am getting to it right now.

We look forward to wowing your week into the stratosphere and beyond.

011 615 0925 or 011 616 0177 or 078 709 2732

www.divinesa.co.za

9:30 - 18:00

36 Laurel Street, Woodmere.

Regards
Sean

Gud morning. Great to see u so positive even with the telkom problem. Witty joke as always.Have an awesome day.