Name: Wolf & Goddess Woodstock

City: Cape Town

Area: Woodstock

Last Visit: November 2023

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I am a sucker for punishment. Over time, I've gone back to this venue multiple times. Each time was worse than the time before. I've been meaning to tell the world about this place, but have never seen the venue advertise on its own - only the ladies.

In the early days the talent wasn't too bad, but subsequently not only has the quality of the ladies deteriorated, the prices have gone up and the venue has become even dirtier and more run down than before.

On the last few visits, I've been rushed through the treatment, - book an hour, out in 25 minutes - the girls tried to add extras such as kissing for exorbitant prices (R500 extra) and the entire experience has been a let down. Lacklustre therapists only there to make as much by doing as little as possible for as short as possible.

The studio is a converted office at the Old Castle Mill in Woodstock. It's in a crap part of town near the train tracks. The studio is in dire need of a clean up. The doors don't close properly, the dry walling is thin and you can hear what's going on in the next room. The chances of you running into someone coming in or going out is high and I've twice seen other clients whilst leaving or arriving.

I would highly recommend you avoiding this studio. Its terrible.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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Thanks for the heads up. I'm always dubious about these venues and I recently had an awful experience at the Maitland venue, Platinum Girls I think it's called.
Any recommendations for satisfactory venues?

Enquired once - realised they were selling mutual touch that (wait for it) does not allow you to touch the girl - pointed out the obvious stupidity of that to them only to be told that is how they do it. Needless to say I never went to waste my money there