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Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 12:29:46
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
Now that I've educated you, go ahead and enjoy your weekend.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
Now that I've educated you, go ahead and enjoy your weekend.
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Re: Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 13:17:52
:-)
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Re: Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 15:27:50
Classic :)
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Re: Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 15:29:11
;) enjoyed that... atleast some still has a sense of humor around here..;)
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Re: Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 19:38:56
Lmfao that's classic
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Re: Some humor
Posted: 2024-05-10 20:33:14
Funny but well said
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