Posted: 2015-11-16 23:40:46
Not a punting incident, but one that I will never forget: I was at a party many years ago, 17 years young, fit and on a pass after 5 weeks in the bush. I took a fancy to a great looking blonde (or, perhaps she took one to me) and we ended up in the pool where we took up the challenge of trying to make the water splosh in the deep end using pelvic movements only.
I thought that we were were all alone at the time, and we were busy turning sploshes into splashes, when up runs a little boy of around 5 years old saying "Mommy, Mommy, I'm going to tell Daddy when he comes home!" I found it quite unnerving and lost my desire to splosh anymore, but she was a few years older, much wiser and experienced than I. She simply stretched her arms out to either side along the paving, threw her head back (giving me a great view of her chest) and said "My boy -- give Mommy a kiss. Now go and find your sister." He gave her a peck on the lips, ran off, she winked at me and we continued sploshing.