Posted: 2015-11-18 23:38:37
Peter : Good evening everybody : My name is Peter and I am a punter.
Group : Hi Peter. Welcome to Punters Anonymous
P : It has been three hours since my last punt.
G : Well done Peter.
P : But I am thinking about my next punt already
G : No Peter, you have to be strong and resist temptation.
P : But she was so nice.
G : They are all nice.
P : But you don't know, she is really nice. I can show you a picture.
G : We know what she looks like. We all have access to ESA.
P : But I am already planning my next punt.
G : Peter, my boy, this is where you have to have faith in our abilities. We will teach you that it is wrong to punt, and that it is not as nice.
P : But you were not there. She just decided to be the giver tonight, and all I had to do was just lie there.
G : Pete, they are all like that. They will do all these awesome things for you and lead you down the road to hell and back, taking the words right out of your mouth,telling you that they will love you for both of them, and that they will do anything for you, but they wont lie to you.
P : But how can I stop? I have enough money to make love out of nothing at all.
G : We will appoint a promoter that can help you stay strong on the offchance that you get weak.
P : Oh, like in Californication when Richard's promoter ended up sucking his dick ?
G : No, no never like that ?
P : But now we are talking about sucking dicks again...
G : Just fuckoff Peter, you will be a punter for life.
P : Thank you and good night.
With all due respect to the AA and Meatloaf.