A misnomer of note

Probably been incorporated into the Government Service Sector.

Only working from 09h00 till 16h30

With 30 minute teabreak at 10h00 and 15h00 and lunch from 13h00 till 14h00.

Really ?

London 25 Nov, 1762

I had now been sometime in town without female sport. I determined to have nothing to do with Whores as my health was of great consequence to me. I went to a Girl, with whom I had an intrigue at Edinburgh but my affection cooling, I had left her. I knew she was come up to London.I waited on her and tried to obtain my former favours; but in vain. She would by no means listen. I was realy unhappy for want of women. I thought it hard to be in such a place without them. I picked up a girl in the Strand and went into a court with intention to enjoy her in armour. But she had none. I toyed with her. She wondered at my size, and said If I ever took a Girl’s Maidenhead, I would make her squeak. I gave her a shilling; and had command enough of myself to go without touching her. I afterwards trembled at the danger I had escaped. I resolved to wait chearfully, till I got some safe girl or was liked by some woman of fashion.
James Boswell

Pretoria 8 December 2015

I have been away from home now a while, and was looking to partake in some woman related activities of the naughty kind. I was a little sceptical about just visiting anyone, as my health is of particular importance to me.

So I first tried to see if I could meet up with a friend that I have had naughty times before, but alas she would have none of it. I then visited a bar in the neighbourhood to see if I could get a lady to drink me pretty. As I walked into the target rich environment, My heart stopped for a minute. How can it be that ALL the dogs are let out at once, and congregate in the same establishment?

Hastily I beat a retreat out of there. A man of honour should have some standards at least, and it was not quite desperation hour yet.

Then back to the tried and tested way of looking who was available. Very little options at that time.

Hence my post regarding the "ladies of the night"

Woke up this morning with a glorious erection, and at my age, there are certain things that is just not to be wasted. And an erection, few and far in between, is one of them.

Eagerly awaiting the arrival of the :

LADIES OF THE DAY.

Peter Bucks

On 2015-12-09 07:17:41 PeterBucks said:

Woke up this morning with a glorious erection, and at my age, there are certain things that is just not to be wasted. And an erection, few and far in between, is one of them.
Peter Bucks

Indeed sir, a man with an erection needs no excuse.

Thank you, kind sirs, for your writ that provide much merriment.

Did I read correct, PeterBucks admitting he's a wanker?
His account must have been hacked then surely, he's never given the impression as such...

We're all wankers and we know it!

On 2015-12-09 23:44:55 Strontium said:
Thank you, kind sirs, for your writ that provide much merriment.

I am glad to have added to your happiness good sir, by exciting your mirth.

Thanks Chmoks

Really appreciate the fact that I am now a wanker as well as a drinker.

A drinking wanker ?

Or a wanking drinker ?

But there is this undisputed fact : If you don't want to admit in public that you wank, then you are a closet wanker....

There is little to beat that early morning wank, the mind still not grasping the realities of the day that is lying ahead, you are in a half slumber and as you are about to turn over to drift off in the last few minutes of sleep before the alarm would cry out next to you, and you realise that you cannot turn over, as you have an ?
Erection.

And as age and me frail bones maketh the rising and the cometh of
the seed of my loins more and more infrequent, one turneth around and start playing around....

Or just wake up the beautiful lady next to you and let her do the playing.....

"Or just wake up the beautiful lady next to you and let her do the playing....."

NOW you're talking!!
Maybe I'm older than you, and wasting a good hardon & then not be able to go out at night - should that be naait? - isn't an option anymore. When I was 20, yeah, different story...


Signed: an ex closet wanker