Been spending a lot more time in Durban lately. Saving lots of money. The drought for massage talent here is real. Yeah, I know there is another Durban thread here but quite frankly it hasnt helped much.

After being used to classy JHB acts such as my all time favourite, Lupe...Durban is really a let down.

For starters there are very few MGs on esa in Durban. So one is forced to surf the general internet for talent. My 1st experience was with a black MG advertising in Durban north. Her premises were diabolical. A backroom behind a shebeen and panel beaters (true story). I was given a choice of "the room with the working light, or the ine with ni light". Massage was awful and never been back. 2nd attempt was a crew of black MGs operating on the same premises as a medical doctor (bizarre). The venue was a step up from the last one but the ladies, all Zimbabwean look like they had a serious argument with the business end of a truck...and lost. They were also evidently.doing some hard labour before swimming across the Limpopo because the hands felt like sandpaper

For the 3rd attempt the MG also in Durban north. Premises were very new and resembles a professional massage studio so my expectations were very high. The busty therapist gave a decent massage, but instead of using oil bought some cheap body lotion instead. It smelt like i had pissed all over my self for hours after. Another fail.

Next attempt was a white MG advertising in the Gateway area. The profile was promising as it included all the premium services I had become used to Inland. The venue was the best I had experienced in Durban. Cleverly disguised as a hair salon and nail bar.

The MG told me she charges extra for body to body and I happily obliged thinking Christmas had come early. Sadly the body to body never materialised and she literally tried to jerk me off within 15 mins of my arrival. I had been scammed.

Lastly, today I tried a coloured MG from Morningside. I ignored the terrible phone manner as all i really wanted was to enjoy my sensual. The pics were promising. Alas the venue can only be described as a classic whore house. It was awful and not a massage table or plinth in sight.

I was massaged in a bed that hundreds if not thousands of men have ejaculated in (ij, not on). Every 10 mins O would have to move my body so she could actually massage it from the huge bed. The massage wasnt great, but yhe ending very good. Although the MG thought it would be appropriate to mention to.me that she ia very sick.and has had 2 blood transfusions this y

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So it seems the massage choices in Durban are follows :

Good looking
Good venue
Good massage

But you can only choose one. And of the one you choose they will only meet half your expectations.

This city is crying for something better. Im not even into oral or FH, but whenever I am here it really feels like what it must have felt like to punt in the 80's.

If one of the northern suburbs JHB girls was to set up a clean, safe, discreet studio they would take over the entire market. Service in Durban is really bad. And the saddest part is that I dont really think the locals even know that

The best massage I ever had in Durban was from Shyloh....

Sorry to here of your bad experience, sadly u are wrong and also on the wrong site,if its massage u wanted, then u looked in the wrong area, massage ain't my thing, but I know of some ladies in malvern offer what u looking for check on another site bro

Try Eden. She advertises on massage.co.za and massages in an apartment on North Beach. She will be careful about looking you over on your first visit and in giving you access to the apartment. I've only been to her once on the recommendation of another client of hers but the massage was excellent and she is good company.