Had to share lol????

INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!!
A Mom comes to visit her son Moosa for dinner....who lives with a room mate, a girl named Salma.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Moosa's room mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Moosa and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Moosa volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salma and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Salma came to Moosa saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Moosa said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Moosa
Several days later, Moosa received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salma, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Salma. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...X_X
Love, Mom.
Lesson of ur life : Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ........especially if she is an Indian!=))