What do you call an indian with batteries in his hand?

Ever ready.

What do you call an indian standing on one leg?

Barlan Singh.

On 2016-09-19 00:40:47 Orpheus said:
What do you call an indian with batteries in his hand?

Ever ready.

What do you call an indian standing on one leg?

Barlan Singh.

LOL thanks Orpheus

Name: Apple @ Blue Eclipse


City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood Manor

Last Visit: October 2016

Full Profile: [View Apple @ Blue Eclipse's Full Profile]

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Apple is absolutely beautiful. She is certainly one of the most beautiful MGs around. She was unfortunately really not into me. - nothing wrong with that, not even i like myself! LoL.

I cannot fault her on anything, massage was good, and did i mention how beautiful she is? If you click with her,, you will have an awesometime with a beautiful girl!
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

Name: Apple @ Blue Eclipse


City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood Manor

Last Visit: October 2016

Full Profile: [View Apple @ Blue Eclipse's Full Profile]

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Apple is stunningly beautiful. A very sexy lean body with the most amazing firm boobs. The photo's do not do her justice.

The massage was very good. Nice and firm.
The sensual was good. Just like in a previous review there is no connection. She could smile a bit more. It is as if she wants to keep her distance and a bit mechanical. Just goes through the motions. No kissing, no fingers, no clit.

The finale did have a nice surprise.

No en-suite and I give a one for phone as I never phoned.

Having said all this it was an enjoyable visit. Money well spent. Just to be with such a stunning girl is an experience well worth it.
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

Name: Apple @ Blue Eclipse


City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood Manor

Last Visit: October 2016

Full Profile: [View Apple @ Blue Eclipse's Full Profile]

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One of my worst massage sessions ever. When in the room, I was made to understand from the onset that she had not slept for days, was emotionally exhausted and was not in the mood at all for this session. She was forced by management to come in and she’s doing this because she needs the money.
Ok, So where did that leave me ??
Wonder how she would feel on the operating table if her doctor said that to her.

I wanted to end the session after 10 minutes as there was total apathy from her. While I’m not naive to think that ladies enjoy this business, I have the greatest empathy for girls with family issues. But please, leave your issues at home, or stay at home.
This is not an attempt to score a free session but unfortunately, as a regular, BE have my hard earned money and in the process, have lost a client.

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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

The last 4 reviews, i.e. Gupta, Stommerik, Fred78 & Panty_Dropper, suggests she seems to no longer "connecting" with clients.

Is that a true reflection? If so, is it simply co-incidence that she really did not get along with these 4 gentlemen?

Hi Panty_Dropper,

I am sorry that the session was less than enjoyable, I am under a lot of pressure regarding a few things and i shouldn't have made you feel uncomfortable because i wasn't "feeling it".

I see you stated that BE has lost a client, please don't hold your session with me against the rest of the ladies here, as they are all wonderful and full of energy.

Apple
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I'm coming up from Cape Town, been eyeballing this apple for a while now...hopefully i can make her feel it!