I'm drunk as fuck and I want a working lady to fuck and tickle my back. West Rand area. Will pay Uber as far as East rand or Pretoria

Buddy drunk this early in the morning. The ladies don't entertain drunk guys. Get sober, have a shower then go find a lady and have some fun.

Plus I get a feeling the "tickle my back" would take preference resulting in a sleep most peaceful to then awaken to a HARDON that would definitely need the sexy relief given by one of the fine ladies on the purple site!

RB.

On 2025-01-05 12:00:11 NickNailer said:
Buddy drunk this early in the morning. The ladies don't entertain drunk guys. Get sober, have a shower then go find a lady and have some fun.

That's what I thought too since I am she who does not like to have intoxicated people in my space.

Though I believe some might see a drunk guy and think to themselves let's take advantage and rob them or get their problematic boyfriends to come punch out his teeth.

Not all advertisers are the same, this morning I declined a booking because the guy wanted me to smoke while many would have jumped at the opportunity.

Drunk guys have no sense of time or worry about how much they spend.. until maybe the next day when they realise that they paid for a 10 hour overnight visit by the hour rather than a fixed all night fee and actually broke the bank with their intoxicated horny asses.

Some ladies would try that but would maybe only succeed in doing that maybe once to the same guy.

There is only one lady that i know that had that pay by the hour routine down to a art..

There was a few guy that use to visit a club i managed.. always booked the same girl.

She did not do all nighters but she had no problem making them pay hour after hour after hour.

She was a little fire cracker definitely the best money maker that club had at that stage.

They never seemed to have the type of remorse you would expect or complained about the amount of money they spent and would always be back on another night repeating the same thing, drinking too much and booking multiple hours back to back with that lady.

Only once ever had there been a problem, one night one guy's card would not work and he signed IOUs at the bar... that took a few weeks to get him to pay up but in the end he did pay that.

Always wondered what happened to her and also to some of those clients..they where the reason for many a hours of missed sleep for me, as official that club was closed by 2 and i could have been home and sleeping by 3, but still had them in there till sometimes 6,7,8 in the morning:)

On 2025-01-05 12:00:11 NickNailer said:
Buddy drunk this early in the morning. The ladies don't entertain drunk guys. Get sober, have a shower then go find a lady and have some fun.

A man that knows SP don't need this type of booking .
Thanks Nick most intelligent answer.
Happy New Year 2025

Ladies im just gonna say it so that its out there.
Stay away from this guy. He doesnt book u, but he wil harras you day and night nonstop on ur whatsapp repeating wat he is looking for over and over and talking dirty. He also wants raw sex but he makes the prices. I had to block him cause i just couldnt anymore. To be honest he is an excuse for a goldmember

U are warned

On 2025-01-06 06:55:54 Cutchies Tushies & Boobies said:
Ladies im just gonna say it so that its out there.
Stay away from this guy. He doesnt book u, but he wil harras you day and night nonstop on ur whatsapp repeating wat he is looking for over and over and talking dirty. He also wants raw sex but he makes the prices. I had to block him cause i just couldnt anymore. To be honest he is an excuse for a goldmember

U are warned

Should this warning not be at the back end for us providers? Or did you make a mistake by posting it here?

Hi Jodie.
No its perfect here. I left out the part where he would whatsapp call or normal call and just hang up call again hang up 20 times during the night. Wtf. I mean realy. And he cant take NO for an answer. I wil post his number at the arse end of the website. just need to see if i stil have his number

Perfectly understand.....