Kay-Leigh don't joke !!!!

Lmao @ "its anonymous"! Erm.. mine has elements of necrophilia.. and quite a few requests to wear clothes/shoes that belong to deceased partner's. But I suppose it was therapeutic in a way for them. So I'm happy I was able to help :)

I booked a sports massage with a sports therapist in Pretoria a couple of years ago, she had an odd setup in the lounge with a divider separating the lounge from her massage setup. I still don't know how I got it right but I managed to talk her out of her top and into a BJ. Mid way though her husband comes home early and walks into the lounge and she goes into meltdown and asks me to leave. She manages to keep me standing outside the front door telling me what stretch exercises I need to do and goes in to explain the importance of maintaining the correct posture. I left thinking WTF! She had my number and called me a few days later and asked me to go see her, she even went as far as stalking me on FB and sending me messages.

Lol, i went on a travel one night. The dude picked me up....we went to his house. Low and behold his parents returned home earlier than expected. So he asked me nicely not to tell them what i am. As they are very conservative.

So i played along....didnt think the aunti will want to have the 20 questions going. So it came to what do you do for a living?

I just didnt know what to say. So the furst thing coming to mind. "IM A CONDOM REP" i didnt know what else to say. So she looked at me shocked. Turned around and walked away.

The all night ended in the first hour.

On 2025-03-15 13:50:20 Riddik said:
Hi fellow punters and wg's,

Following one of my latest experiences, it got me thinking, there must be some outrageous stories out there, funny, scary or both...

I'll start, during my booking, the lady's boyfriend shows up to her apartment unexpectedly, she absolutely panics when she hears him at the door,I'm told to hide in the bedroom cupboard,what choice do I have, I oblige...

Sitting in the closet,thinking that this might be some scam, rethinking my lifes choices,playing out different scenarios, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

To make matters worse,I feel the need to have a nervous pee.

I must have been in there for over 30 minutes,I overhear her trying to get rid of him, my nerves are shot at this point.

He eventually leaves, thank goodness, the lady was kind enough to ask if I want to finish the booking or take a full refund.

We laughed as I told her there's no way I would get it up now.

She promised to make it up to me next time.

But yeah, been putting for over 10years now,never thought something like this would ever happen to me, something straight out of a movie!

Share your stories, let's have a good laugh.

Hehehehe....
Lmao...
You got me good lol...
Like I swear , crying my eye balls out on this one...

Gee!!!
You are a good story teller:)))

My favourite part is:
You didn't know weather to cry or laugh
Hehehehe...
That shit is like psychologically twisted hehehe...
Lol...

Thanks man...

Allora

Lol I'm glad we all can laugh about this now.

Imagine fighting for my life in just my underwear lmao!!

Some interesting stories, life's full of surprises haha

Mmmmmmm....the secrets i keep....might just write a book about this industry...

No wonder some of the gents who come to see me want to see how big my cupboards are! They probably want to make sure there is enough space for incase 'my boyfriend' rocks up!!

Im laughing so loud!!!! But gheeezzz, imaging!!! It almost sounds like a movie. Just glad everyone is ok... She shoukd find a more private place to work.