Today, I got myself thinking it's a blue monday so why not make it a red one.

No specific reason just -why not

I switch on the stove for a "pens potjie", the house stinks like I didn't brush my teeth for a month. I made it just the way she likes it.

Off the American Swiss. A new ring, 7.5k because the old one is 22 years old (my punting SAVINGS btw. )

Now I'm clueless, what next. I haven't done this in a veeeery looong while, oh yes

The how much you mean to me card but crap; dunno what to write then I remember. I googled a poem for a lady on this site a week back (she wrote back an original btw and in doing so burst by bubble. lol)

No card, asked my kid to google palm trees(remember those notepads waay back with the palm trees for the love letters)

Print domkop, print. I write the poem in my "sondag handskrif". "How do I love thee..."

"Btw julle mut vannaand by ouma hulle gn slaap neh" I tell my kids.

I'm off again, to switch on dstv again for her soapies ( switched it off because kids watch tv all day and don't do their chores)

Back home, Clean the house, it must "blink" of sy gaan stress.

Almost time. What's that smell, fok amper brand my pens.

Waiting....then I remember one more thing..Avalon Springs, because she never stops talking about it. Made the booking.

Waiting, and her car pulls up. She opens the door laughing, die kinders het gese jy't hully ytgesit. Hulle alles "gepiemp"

Is orait, bakkie low water viri voete, ek skep op. In the kitchen I remember on tv they normally put the ring in the food but nai, ni in I pens potjie ni. Die ring gn verdwaal.

I'm gonna put it on her finger just like 22 years back. Sy skrik; dstv is on
I give her the gebrande pens, she laughed at me "it's the tought that counts" till she saw the ring and starts crying, the loveletter poem inside. "Btw avalon springs booked" at the the bottom of the poem. Bling tiiiime.

Couple of hours later I'm moeg, I tell my wife those 3 magical words "ek was op" and tell her go to sleep. I'ts past her bedtime anyways.

I go to the bedroom to sleep and see what I would give any wg a bad review for. Eish, sy wil it he...Not part of my plan but ok.

Kissy kissy, slip on uncle conny (EXPIRED government issue btw) and start stroking.

Until I feel that magnificent feeling, she starts yelling at me. Connie broke, I felt nothing, came inside, shes pissed.

I have a feeling its going to be a looong ass night.

Lmbimp! Jirrr but the way I'm laughing now :) Pens potjie? Takes me back I tell you.

I'm a bit confused with the connie though, it's mos your wife not so?

On 2016-10-17 23:01:42 eziguy said:
Lmbimp! Jirrr but the way I'm laughing now :) Pens potjie? Takes me back I tell you.

I'm a bit confused with the connie though, it's mos your wife not so?

Nai she thinks I want another laaitie, that's why she's so pissed now. I'm in my 50's

She believes the Expired connie thing was planned.

I really wasn't planing the stukkie gedeelte.lmga