Just be my little whore tonight,
Don't worry baby, I won't bite,
We'll do it till you get it right.

Come on you little tease,
I'm the one you need to please,
Get down baby, on your knees.

I got lots of things in store,
We'll do it baby on the floor,
Make you scream and cry for more.

Didn't you hear what I said?
Get your butt up on the bed,
On your knees and give me head.

Don't resist or start to sob,
Just place your lips upon my knob,
I want that head to start to bob.

That tongue of yours feels awfully good,
You're getting me as hard as wood,
You have talent, I knew you could.

A couple fingers and a lick,
Make that pussy nice and slick
Get it ready for my big dick.

Don't try to run, don't try to hide,
Just spread those legs open wide,
Just call me daddy as I cum inside.

I hear your moans, I hear your cries,
Just wrap me in those perfect thighs,
Ask me no questions, I'll tell no lies.

Just want to say your pussy's tight,
No use trying to put up a fight,
I'll pound your mound with all my might.

It's time for a change my little slut,
I'll flip you over and slap your butt,
Pound that ass till I bust my nut.

Never forget I'm the man in charge,
What's the matter, my cock's too large?
I'll do you again, no extra charge.

My little slave is quite the sight,
Hands and feet tied nice and tight,
As I pound your butt all through the night.

I'll do it to you nice and slow,
In the morning I'll let you go,
But I'll never forget my little hoe.

Damn thought I was cray Cray but this is scary

Niemand wou my meer stoot,
so my hartjie was in n sloot.

Maar ek het n goeie site gekry,
so my tottie word toe weer bly.

Net jammer dit is so duur van hier,
ek spaar toe maar met minder bier.

Vyf maande spaar en my pens was weg,
nou voel party n stoot is weer reg.

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Edit: Had to give my first ever poem a happy ending.

Would love to hear uncle Ben's opinion of these "poems" :)

Not John Keats.
En nie Totius nie.

But both rather ingenious instances of coarse, rhyming doggerel.

My Name: "Is Meth"
I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,

I live all around you - in schools and in town
I live with the rich; I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.

In your child's closet, and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.

My power is awesome; try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.

When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to -- just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms,your lungs your nose.

You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always -- right by your side.

You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.

If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.

The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.

But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.

You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will to you.

I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell