Name: United K!nk


City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Bedfordview

Last Visit: May 2017

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Called her to enquire about services and she just started buzzing like a mosquito. Going on and on about being being bored since it's her birthday. I persisted about services and response was can't hear clearly send SMS I will respond. SMS sent. 30 min later no response. I call again and she apologized for not responding and said she offers a full GFE. I drove past as I was from pta going past Bedford. Venue is very clean. Reception lady is friendly. That's the only highlight of my visit. I was directed to a room and waited for her for atleast 7 mins, she came in dressed in red. And she damningly looks great. Asked for money upfront( 400 for 0,5hr and 600 hr). I went for an hr hoping I was gonna fuck her crazy. She left for another 5-8 mins. Came and started to play music on her phone. The volume was low an I whipped out mine and a blue tooth speaker and played the same genre music hoping it wud score me brownie points for her to open wider. She asked a smoke before we started, she lit something wrapped in a gold paper and started puffing away. Asked me to buy her a drink while puffing whatever she was smoking. I started fondling her boobs (from behind) and touching her body after her drug session. Tried to turn her around for some megabytes & that's when the shit hit the fan. For me to kiss her or eat her pussy I had to pop an extra 400. I wonder what the Fuck was going on in the grey matter between her ears then ( or maybe whatever shit she was smoking rendered the grey matter decommissioned). She instead offered a bare blow. I like kissing not a blow. Looking at her closer, she has a cold sore. I couldn't risk getting that herpes kak onto my dick. I suggested that it's best I left as we were not in consensus. Asked her if we could downgrade the service as I wasn't barely there for 30 mins( I was willing to let her charge for 30 mins instead). However her love for money couldn't let her be. I just decided to cut my losses. I took out out my towel to wipe the lipstick on my chest before I left and she starts going on about how cheap we South Africa males are. Apparently British white Blokes bring a towel for the lady as well. I was just fed up then with all that was taking place.

She is not new, she was Phoenix in sand ton a couple of weeks ago with any review.
No wonder her doubles partner (Baddest) broke up with her. She is too fucked up.( well I fucked her partner in Randburg last week and she was good).
I hardly see no redemption for you baby girl if you are still smoking whatever kak it is that you smoke. Just get yourself booked at a rehab and sort your shitty self out.

N:B this is my second worst ever punt since Thato(JC). Good luck to whomever punter is gonna visit her.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Wow that's a damn fucked up review if ever I've seen one. Reminds me of my experience with Fire/Sassy/Zaza in Ferndale. My personal worst.

With that attitude it will take her a very long tym to change. Good luck to the guys who are still willing to try her. Drugs can mess up someone's mind.