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Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-19 10:53:26
Name: Zaza
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Ferndale
Last Visit: May 2017
Full Profile: [View Zaza's Full Profile]
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Absolutely the worst punt in years.
Answered the phone and went straight into the sales pitch, kissing, cuddling, GFE, blah blah all inclued amd the price for half hour and full hour. Only extra was greek. Soumded awesome. No other details.
When I got there I had to park put open the gate myself while my car is out and then park on the other end and trek back to her room which was the guardhouse while a lot of characters stared me down.
Got to the door and had to wait another 7min for her to get ready. She opened and gave her rate again and then starts asking for a tip which I ignored simce she hadn't even delivered a service amd she went on about it and proceeded to explain that I could or more should pay her more like I didn't know what a tip was.
Then her phone rang and she asked if she can take the call. I told her No since I'm pressed for time and she already made me wait so long. Shr proceeded to answer anyway and give the whole sales pitch and negotiate.
She was still faffing with her her while I undressed and then refused to let me get on the bed but made me stand in one spot. Then she took 10min to tie her hair into a ponyand wouldn't let me touch her and complained about my cold hands (from standing & waiting outside for her).
She got a heater which I thought was to warm my hands or us up and placed it very weirdly on the bed which I later reallised was just to keep her warm and I was never going to make it to the bed.
She eventually got a condom and put it on anf licked for a minute and then bent over the bed for doggy while still standing. Still didn't allow me to touch her.
This wasn't working so I asked her to turn around and go onto the bed. She insisted she sit on the bed and I stand and then tells me I must come already. I told her it was barely 5 minutes and she I didn't book an hour (thank God) but I did book half an hour.
This immediately killed the boner and I wanted to leave but I was not going to leave without any value so I thought about the good wgs that lost out on that cash and managed to squeeze out a painful orgasm since she doesn't even know how to put a condom on properly with a big air bubble up front.
No shower, just told "there's the sink to wash your dick" and a towel with what looked like blood on it to use.
Also the pelvic region is heavily tattoed or scarred, couldn't really tell but really revolting
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Ferndale
Last Visit: May 2017
Full Profile: [View Zaza's Full Profile]
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Absolutely the worst punt in years.
Answered the phone and went straight into the sales pitch, kissing, cuddling, GFE, blah blah all inclued amd the price for half hour and full hour. Only extra was greek. Soumded awesome. No other details.
When I got there I had to park put open the gate myself while my car is out and then park on the other end and trek back to her room which was the guardhouse while a lot of characters stared me down.
Got to the door and had to wait another 7min for her to get ready. She opened and gave her rate again and then starts asking for a tip which I ignored simce she hadn't even delivered a service amd she went on about it and proceeded to explain that I could or more should pay her more like I didn't know what a tip was.
Then her phone rang and she asked if she can take the call. I told her No since I'm pressed for time and she already made me wait so long. Shr proceeded to answer anyway and give the whole sales pitch and negotiate.
She was still faffing with her her while I undressed and then refused to let me get on the bed but made me stand in one spot. Then she took 10min to tie her hair into a ponyand wouldn't let me touch her and complained about my cold hands (from standing & waiting outside for her).
She got a heater which I thought was to warm my hands or us up and placed it very weirdly on the bed which I later reallised was just to keep her warm and I was never going to make it to the bed.
She eventually got a condom and put it on anf licked for a minute and then bent over the bed for doggy while still standing. Still didn't allow me to touch her.
This wasn't working so I asked her to turn around and go onto the bed. She insisted she sit on the bed and I stand and then tells me I must come already. I told her it was barely 5 minutes and she I didn't book an hour (thank God) but I did book half an hour.
This immediately killed the boner and I wanted to leave but I was not going to leave without any value so I thought about the good wgs that lost out on that cash and managed to squeeze out a painful orgasm since she doesn't even know how to put a condom on properly with a big air bubble up front.
No shower, just told "there's the sink to wash your dick" and a towel with what looked like blood on it to use.
Also the pelvic region is heavily tattoed or scarred, couldn't really tell but really revolting
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-20 06:02:47
Yoh. Terrible experience mate
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Re: Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-21 11:41:14
This girl will never change, the fact that she always comes back with new profiles all the time should be a sign for disaster.
She used to call herself "the boss lady" that profile also had ugly reviews, she's one of those girls who hates this job and just doing it for the money, I was bitten twice as i thought she had a bad day the first time, and she's got one of the most hottest booty's on esa.
Maybe esa should warn her that if she keeps up with this horrible behaviour she will be banned from advertising with this great site.
She used to call herself "the boss lady" that profile also had ugly reviews, she's one of those girls who hates this job and just doing it for the money, I was bitten twice as i thought she had a bad day the first time, and she's got one of the most hottest booty's on esa.
Maybe esa should warn her that if she keeps up with this horrible behaviour she will be banned from advertising with this great site.
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Re: Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-22 08:51:08
I had the very same experience with you last year...
And when I was leaving you threatened to make my life a living hell if I ever leave a review under your name.
Zaza, The babe and cassy those were your names.
The most amazing part is we only get to see JacksonT's posts under your name.
I'll use this link below to demonstrate that you really are a fraud on two feet together with your JacksonT...
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
And when I was leaving you threatened to make my life a living hell if I ever leave a review under your name.
Zaza, The babe and cassy those were your names.
The most amazing part is we only get to see JacksonT's posts under your name.
I'll use this link below to demonstrate that you really are a fraud on two feet together with your JacksonT...
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
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Re: Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-22 18:50:13
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Re: Review - Zaza - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
Posted: 2017-05-27 09:52:34
Damn what a waste ...... I got paid and wanted to spend time with a wg almost made a booking thanks I read the reviews first
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