Posted: 2017-06-01 22:18:57
Mr Knight
You of all people should know that I don't miss a party.
Someone (usually me) must dance half-naked on a table, smoking a joint and drinking tequila from a bottle, otherwise that is not a party. At least not one you will remember. Oh and we need a photographer to capture these magical moments, just so that I can also try and reconstruct the usual blurred timeline the next day. Oh and a willing lady to share her bed with me afterwards. Just cuddling. Promise. And maybe a kruiwa to stoot me out of the place ?
Count me in Sir, I shall be wearing me drinkin booties..., and be on my worstest behaviour.
Lol