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The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-01 14:44:22
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
When Mandela was made president he said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the ANC has stolen the shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to the Chinese, Russians n Guptas.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Jacob Zuma, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, corruption, the toll roads, retirement funds, etc.
I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. 2 for Zulu, 3 for Urdu.
I pressed 3. I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Now I realize how bad thing's are
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
When Mandela was made president he said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the ANC has stolen the shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to the Chinese, Russians n Guptas.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Jacob Zuma, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, corruption, the toll roads, retirement funds, etc.
I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. 2 for Zulu, 3 for Urdu.
I pressed 3. I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Now I realize how bad thing's are
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-01 14:49:44
Hahaha!!! Good one! :-)
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-01 18:26:43
Nice one!!!
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-01 21:32:34
Laughing my ass off..jus made my day :)
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-02 11:22:31
Brilliant Miss Paige. You definitely made my day.
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-03 06:01:27
" A farmer from Reitz apparently made a scarcrow that looks like his mom in law, now the birds are so scared they even brought back last years harvest :-) "
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Re: The best SA joke ever
Posted: 2017-06-03 06:57:30
Good one Paige! I know now that we have all been captured!!
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