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Re: Mall manners
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Posted: 2017-06-15 07:55:49

I have bumped into 3 ladies before.
One of them we played the complete stranger game, although to be honest i don't think she remembered me and it took me a moment to realize who she was. The second was very friendly and we had a little chat. The 3rd was a lady i saw regularly, and i gave her a lift home...only a lift home.
I am single so it is not a problem for me to greet a lady, although i understand that it's uncomfortable for some of them.
iamfunluva
iamfunluva - Re: Mall manners
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Posted: 2017-06-15 09:12:08

I have met two ladies in Benmore gardens a few times
Since I was alone we greeted and had a quick chat and went our seperate ways
Think I ended up having a session that afternoon
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Posted: 2017-06-15 09:29:00

On 2017-06-14 09:29:19 daporra said:
Just walk on by and don't even make eye contact!

If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol



I can't wait to bump into you.
Me: hello uncle Daporra

You: freeze coz you confused.
I said uncle, and just then you think about my oily body sliding down yours with your D...
Between my thighs....
Then..
You come come back to us.
Look at wifey, look at me.
HEADBUTT...

BUT I know saying uncle Daporra is stupid so I help you.

Leave your wallet,
Grab her bag.

Hopefully you not too mad to appreciate i left your wallet so you can get a drink and book me again .

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[deleted] - Re: Mall manners
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Posted: 2017-06-15 13:29:08

LMAO I once kicked a chick in the poes, it was only once, but it is in me!
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Posted: 2017-06-15 13:39:16

On 2017-06-15 13:29:08 daporra said:
LMAO I once kicked a chick in the poes, it was only once, but it is in me!



Hopefully it was not a Portuguese chick cause there is no way you would find your shoe in there..
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Posted: 2017-06-15 14:05:22

Not to worry my broer it was your sista
johanlimpopo
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Posted: 2017-06-15 18:15:08

Daporra, while being so funny, let you and me become real legends on ESA- let's go to a venue with our lorries, your's leaking oil and mine (quite a new one compared to yours) full of cows leavind behind some urine and dung on their driveway. You game?

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