I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.



Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like Peter Buck.



You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone ? That's common sense leaving your body.



You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone ? Your dick is still working !!!!



I did not make it to gym today. That is now two years in a row.



I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. (Djim for the Kaapse Vlakte)



Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert opinion.


Cheers