2017/08/28, 20:09:39: Louise Van Vuuren: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!". The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story?
If you're going to have a senior moment... make it memorable.
Hahaha!

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Lmfao!!!!! Love it thanks for sharing love laughing xxxxx

Your most welcome what'she life without laughter besides you often return the favour ;)

Hugs :)

lol thank for the laugh!

Reminds me of calling a taxi a few years ago. I went outside and saw a car parked outside my gate. I was busy typing a text message on my phone while I walked up to the car, climbed into the front passenger seat and started chatting away with the driver whilst still texting without looking at his face. The driver of the car and his passenger in the back seat, both shouted "wtf are you doing in our car"! The shocked expression on their faces was hilarious and I quickly mumbled an apology and got out of the car.

In hindsight, it was actually a very reckless mistake that I made that day, thankfully the people in the car were not criminally minded.

Btw, luv your new pics, very sexy!

Love it charming lady
But you see - and old girl with a big gun or an old man with a big c0ck -both dangerous

Marky, if you can do it with style and laughter you'll succeed every time

Blaze

lol Sybil thanks for sharing your story :) you really were lucky that the people were not criminal minded.

Thank you for the compliment I can say the same about your pics fair lady :)

On 2017-10-19 11:54:04 markymarky said:
Love it charming lady
But you see - and old girl with a big gun or an old man with a big c0ck -both dangerous

lol I beg to differ old lady with a big gun is more dangerous and more scary than a old man with a big cock ;)

#naughty thoughts :)

Lol Thanks for sharing ... that was well worth the giggle ... :D

On 2017-10-19 12:06:41 Blaze @ The Doll House said:
Marky, if you can do it with style and laughter you'll succeed every time

Blaze

Blaze - We are digressing from the subject of the lovely story posted by the even lovelier Arhwen but you must be careful. What I may be wanting to succeed with with style and laughter may not legal in doll houses