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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-10 20:46:03
How are the wife and kids...
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-26 06:54:14
Edited: 2018-01-26 07:05:50
Edited: 2018-01-26 07:05:50
Yeah!!! I just love this thread... Finally I can share the worst 5 words... lol... and im dealing with this questions every day of my life... sometimes I can only laugh out loud...
Do you like my cock? (They all look the same)
Is it a good size? (The size of your wallet is all that matters)
Please send a pussy pic. (Please Google a porn site, this is an escort site)
Can I chat with you? ( Please Google a chat room, this is a escort site)
Why can't I date you? (for what? Free sex?... please Google a dating site, this is an escort site)
Why don't you like kissing? (I'm not your GF or wife or lover)
Why not guys my age? (Because I don't play with boys... I like real men... please call me back in 10 years)
Can I cum on your face? (WTF)
Can you make an exception? (NO!!!!)
Why are you a WG? (1. I make 5 times more than a office girl... 2. I'm a slave girl... I love to please... 3. The smile on your face when you leave is my happiness and joy)
Can I take you out? (Yes sure, R300 an hour)
Can you fuck my ass?... (Unfortunately I can not repeat my words on public forum... I'll get banned... again)
Are you really a granny? (Yes, never fucked a granny before?)
On live chat....
Are you a real woman? (Please explain)
Are you a transsexual? (Let me have a look............... yes, I think I'm a real woman... sure looks like a pussy to me)
Do you like my cock? (They all look the same)
Is it a good size? (The size of your wallet is all that matters)
Please send a pussy pic. (Please Google a porn site, this is an escort site)
Can I chat with you? ( Please Google a chat room, this is a escort site)
Why can't I date you? (for what? Free sex?... please Google a dating site, this is an escort site)
Why don't you like kissing? (I'm not your GF or wife or lover)
Why not guys my age? (Because I don't play with boys... I like real men... please call me back in 10 years)
Can I cum on your face? (WTF)
Can you make an exception? (NO!!!!)
Why are you a WG? (1. I make 5 times more than a office girl... 2. I'm a slave girl... I love to please... 3. The smile on your face when you leave is my happiness and joy)
Can I take you out? (Yes sure, R300 an hour)
Can you fuck my ass?... (Unfortunately I can not repeat my words on public forum... I'll get banned... again)
Are you really a granny? (Yes, never fucked a granny before?)
On live chat....
Are you a real woman? (Please explain)
Are you a transsexual? (Let me have a look............... yes, I think I'm a real woman... sure looks like a pussy to me)
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-26 08:49:46
Ms Paige that is just rude to place our conversation on here without my consent!
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