I was thinking about this on the way home from work today.

This young lady advertised ages ago, for a very brief period and disappeared. I tried to make a booking but never managed however we would chat on WhatsApp, obviously trying to make arrangements.

Anyway the one day I message her and ask for a booking, she mentioned she doesn't work anymore but wouldn't mind the extra cash. Any way I make the booking I go to her place, not this was really her place. We sat and chatted for a bit, and more I am horny, I start to touch her legs and thighs and we then move into the bedroom. She starts giving me a bj, and next thing we hear this car in the drive way and she freaks out!!! Her mother came home far earlier than expected.

Obviously the bj stoped and I ended meeting the mum, I was introduced as a friend from college. I get some coffee served up and eventually we end up in her room. She doesn't want to me fuck her saying her mum well smell it, I literally only got to suck on her tits for a bit and left!!!
BLUE BALLS of note!!!!

While punting with a regular what was supposed to be 2 hour punting session became a whole weekend fee agrees of course. This lady even managed to unleash a darker side of me which I locked away very far away. Food,chilling,a bit of moderate alcohol and the kinky mischief stuff we did and the positions and other toys etc even a threesome mff that we played with just thinking about makes me wonder if ille ever have something as great as that weekend.

I used to go to a venue for a naughty massage only session. One day, the person taking the calls told me the regular girl was on a break and a new girl is filling in.
Expecting much of the same treatment I walk into the room.
Without saying much, she drops her jeans to about her knees, bends over the massage table, puts a condom and an oil dispenser next to her, and says "let me know when you are done."

The walk of shame was real that day.

"let me know when you are done" and pants halfway down only, lol

Man, I don't know what I would do. I guess that's her way of making some money zoning out for a few minutes but that almost as bad as having a wife.

N4P

I once reviewed a Girl on ESA which advertised as 22 years , but was around 45.
She had a really hot body I gave it a 5 but unfortunately marked the face a 3 .
She went on the rampage on the forum , even threatened me with putting my number on a free ads forum ,under the gay section . It went as far as sending her friends from the EFF to sort me out . Eventually ESA banned her .