Nubis,

You're not even worth the energy the fact that your vows can be so easily manipulated but that tiny brain between your legs in only proof that euthenasia should be legalised. I just wonder how many men & with respect women (well we're not in the candy floss business are we & cupcake business after all, cookies yes) will depart prematurely & will we still have WG's on the site & will I have a member base to abuse!

NO MORE CONFESSIONS PEOPLE you live with your conscience you do what u must... There are places that specialise that sort of thing.

Now as for cleanliness, you have more chance picking up a gift (as Ed would say that keeps on giving) from a woman at the office or a club than from a WG. While I cannot promise that all WG are clean I'd go on a limb to say that a large portion are they are more informed, they can & will say no. Many of you guys have even been asked to leave for insisting on certain things being done bareback. Many of the venue's are in dire need of a match & a lot of petrol but from the photo's you can generally see what the place is like.

and when it comes to the naked part think before you do, if a WG is happy to put your winky in her mouth without a condom I can absolutely guarantee you she's done it for many others so a lot could be sitting stewing in that mouth & all you kissers think even harder about what happened in that mouth 20 mins before your tongue started exploring I have planted the seed now especially before you go down there REALLY give the possibilities your full attention...

best way to get your ass busted is to take something home. Your life is worth more than that. Safety first! And don't worry I lecture the girls on this topic a lot!

And one last thing if & when you do end up on penicillian don't make it my problem I didn't force you to do anything I wasn't even there & HUMAN RIGHTS issues protect HIV positive people so they do not have to disclose HIV status so no revenge on this forum. And on that note I hope we never have that situation.

NO GLOVE NO LOVE OK

'My Conscience is clean, I've never used it' can't remember who used it I think Dame Edna

Your resident know it all

Sally

Nubius even if it was explained to you by a nazi general, take it as gospel.

In all that fucking madness somewhere lies a brain that spews truth!! I think a skrop without a kiss is really kak, but after the previous comment, even I am going to do some visual dental checks prior to the tongue-tippy-test.

Even some of the most popular girls, on this forum, that I have sampled, and I have been around the block, when you dive that punani, leave a lot to be desired when it comes to cleanliness.

El

ROFLMFAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL @ TONGUE-TIPPY-TEST OMG tears from my eyes!!!

There's a client I've heard about that insists on a bubble bath before the booking he likes to be joined, he starts finger foreplay & this is how he ensures he get fresh pie & not mystery meat so maybe take a page from his book & stick them in a bath!

Sal xx

Well there is an idea!

But why can't they keep it clean???????

It is there bread and butter, its not rocket science! Wash up and sprinkle some talkum powder or cream it nicely and you will have a happy bulldog in the porridge.

El

*mental picture of happy bulldog in the porridge*

EEEEUUW man!

;)