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Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
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Posted: 2023-04-11 12:36:46

Name: Helena Brazilian

City: Cape Town

Area: Cape Town/CBD

Last Visit: April 2023

Full Profile: [View Helena Brazilian's Full Profile]

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Saw her ad about 2 weeks back and holy shit she is hot. I had to make the booking right away against my instincts with this agency. I don’t know why I keep falling for these girls ads. I don’t always want to be negative but I will review so others can proceed with caution because they aren’t cheap.

An incredibly hot Brazilian woman. Stunning boobs(after market). Great lips. Great ass. It ends there unfortunately.

Standard manager handling the appointments and it’s efficient. OWO is extra although previous encounters with this agency OWO is promised and never delivered. Helena did deliver, I’m above average size(girth), and she somehow managed to take the top quarter of my member into her mouth without her mouth actually making contact. It’s the first time I had a woman that hot have her mouth around my penis and feel absolutely nothing.

Kissing - promised and not delivered, standard practice here. I get not wanting to kiss but they insist it’s offered and then it’s never delivered.

Condom on, she gets on top and just sits there slightly moving. Realizing I might be too deep or something I flipped her over and went missionary. It was an amazing view but that’s it. No engagement. My first starfish experience. Got to a point where I just pulled out took the condom off, sat back and jerked off before I lost my Hard-on inside her.

Rather stay away from these girls if you care about your pocket. The pictures are tempting but it isn’t worth it. Hopefully they can import some enthusiastic talent in the future but until then they won’t see me or my money again(maybe, depends on the next girls pics lol)



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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josephjoestar
josephjoestar - Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
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Posted: 2023-04-11 12:55:27
Edited: 2023-04-11 12:56:16

Happy I avoided this one.

Pity you had to take one for the team. May the next booking blow your mind
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[deleted] - Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
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Posted: 2023-04-11 13:58:08

You had a blow?? ...or she just opened her mouth over your johnson?? lol Im trying to work that one out...

Was offered her services when she touched down in Jozi a few weeks back..glad I skipped.

It seems it is hit and miss with this agency...and when you miss...you feel it $$$.

But when you hit...booyaa!!!

Littlerascal
Littlerascal - Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
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Posted: 2023-04-11 22:39:26
Edited: 2023-04-11 22:40:31

On 2023-04-11 13:58:08 Brakenjan69 said:
You had a blow?? ...or she just opened her mouth over your johnson?? lol Im trying to work that one out...

Was offered her services when she touched down in Jozi a few weeks back..glad I skipped.

It seems it is hit and miss with this agency...and when you miss...you feel it $$$.

But when you hit...booyaa!!!



The agency seems very active when it comes to marketing their ladies. Pity about the service the OP received.
JJ2023
JJ2023 - Re: Review - Helena Brazilian - Cape Town/CBD Cape Town
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Posted: 2023-04-24 07:39:56

Hi guys,

Made the same mistake as Justin15 did.
He is spot on with his experience.

I would avoid her at all cost.

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