Hahaha...

You folks are gigglicious...

What if we tried something like this, what would the response be then:

"Yo yo yo... sweetcakes...
Howz things, howz everything?
Like Adam and Eve... You and me the birdz and the beez 2pm plz?"

...Or...

Good Evening my star.
How I wonder how you are?
May I please have your rates and services, I'm not very far?

...or...

Hi my darling
Could you kindy assist me with my enquiry on your rates and services please? Thank you sweetheart.

Regards
Oxytocin

In business one gets all types of customers, the beauty part is that you get to choose if u don't wana do buisness with a certain individual whilst many of us don't have a choice. I for one gets sworn at in the native language that I'm greedy for money etc when we selling cheaper then the rest of the shops LoL and dads in business nearly 50 years. At once I used to get upset when customers used to say why our prices are high and make side comments and most demand something free but dad kept teaching me to be calm , smile n explain each n every customer (even tho I feel it's a total waste of energy) that prices go up by supplier so we forced to also increase ours. There was a time when I was studying and used to help dad at the shop during the holidays and heard some Male customers being rude to dad and oh boy I wanted to give them a piece of my mind (could not block them lol) but dad used to whisper "leave it dont worry abt it its normal" under his breath to me! Once he told me if I'm rude back to the customer he will never ever return to this shop again and for life we will lose that client. Damn that was a hard lesson for me to learn...

Thank you all... Never to old to learn... Next time I'll be super friendly... maybe a Hi with a cute blushing face will do... :)))

Lol. I get the same.. Plenty Ms. Paige. I usually on a bad day reply with "how am I you ask? Let me ask you, do you really care? ".... Or just reply with the word "sigh"..
I always said I would not be a bee with a itch towards punters because I'm a very friendly person but geez, the amount of crap us ladies have to put up with from Id say 40 of scammers, time wasters, idiots, etc that message or call...I've hardened up so much and its so sad because its not who I really am. But hey, I've learn alot in the past two years in this business, and I'm grateful for the bad experiences as Im sure you are too. Just one thing that seriously still peeves me, the fact that a punter can book me after you tell them what you offer and what you don't, they book you, and try to get right with doing what you said what you don't domm and that without a condom, then things get awkward, you then see a review that's all lies, not only on this site but other reviewing sites. Sad that punters see these reviews and truth then won't book. But hey. Their loss.. Lol. X