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Little Red Ridinghood
Posted: 2023-01-12 17:58:12
Little Red Ridinghood in the bar:
Bar Patron, "You shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Ridinghood, the Big Bad Wolf is out, you know what he's gonna do if he catches you? He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off".
LRR: "Don't worry boys I've got it covered", she says grabbing her shotgun and walking out the door.
Low and behold, she runs into Big Bad Wolf and he says, "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Ridinghood. You know what I'm gonna to you? I'm gonna lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off".
LRR, cocking her gun, "Oh no your not, you're gonna eat me, just like the book says".
Anyone want to lift up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties and eat me?
Bar Patron, "You shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Ridinghood, the Big Bad Wolf is out, you know what he's gonna do if he catches you? He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off".
LRR: "Don't worry boys I've got it covered", she says grabbing her shotgun and walking out the door.
Low and behold, she runs into Big Bad Wolf and he says, "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Ridinghood. You know what I'm gonna to you? I'm gonna lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off".
LRR, cocking her gun, "Oh no your not, you're gonna eat me, just like the book says".
Anyone want to lift up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties and eat me?
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