On 2018-11-23 08:20:49 Blades said:
Paint your fingernails red, sit on your hand untill it goes dead, then give yourself a handjob.
Will look and feel as if someone else is jerking you off...
Holy fuck! Apart from the dodgy painting red of your fingernails which will not meet peer review approval for inclusion in the SSS manual; the other half of your technique should get a chapter for it in the manual.
Minime pls take note.
On 2018-11-22 21:15:48 Menelus said:
Any other tricks that punters can share? What are other strategies punters are using during these tough economic times? I've heard that there are gels that one can use to keep the dick up for a long time. Does anyone know if there are gells that kill the appetite, and keep the dick down for a long period of time?
Have a look at your wife again...... try and keep that phone/tab/laptop down for a few minutes. Buy her some lingerie and that will make a difference for a few weeks for sure.
On 2018-11-23 11:06:49 Sirwhiskey said:
@Blades what a classic! Think I will rather have sex with the wife! Lol!
Difficult times ahead! Will have to cut punting budget, depending on what the SP charges!
The wife...yeah. Not all of us have that...ummm...luxury...? (Really...did I just say luxury?)
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