I dnt hav anythin to add here but I hope these tales keep rolling in even though I almost choked on my lunch. Freakin hilarious

My first nsa guy....I had done everything besides actually have sex with him. It was awesome. So a few months later we had sex. It was such a let down. Afterwards we both had a good laugh at ourselves. A few years later he had my cousin. And she laughed about her experience too. Last year I saw him after what seems like a lifetime ago. He still hasn't improved. He was more than satisfied. I wasn't. I couldn't tell him where pwr how I had gained my experience.

I once dated this hunk guy,i mean a pretty guy.Before we started having sex,we use to stay up till late talking dirty over the phone.talking how we gonna do each other,hehehehehe i was so looking forward to fuck him.Mxm it turned out to be all talk with no action,every time he sticked his dick in my pussy it was over with him.i dumped him same night,i told him it was the last time i dated a handsome man in my life.because he was handsome for nothing all he knew it was talking.

he hates me till today,he told me i will die single because im full of shit

On 2018-07-19 13:12:21 Miss Barbie Doll said:
I once dated this hunk guy,i mean a pretty guy.Before we started having sex,we use to stay up till late talking dirty over the phone.talking how we gonna do each other,hehehehehe i was so looking forward to fuck him.Mxm it turned out to be all talk with no action,every time he sticked his dick in my pussy it was over with him.i dumped him same night,i told him it was the last time i dated a handsome man in my life.because he was handsome for nothing all he knew it was talking.

he hates me till today,he told me i will die single because im full of shit

This was hilarious!

On 2018-07-19 12:01:56 YourChunkyFunkiness said:


At least you spared her feelings!! Hahahaha

Yeah, But at the time I thought how funny it would be for the next guy she gave that line to. lmao

On 2018-07-19 13:12:21 Miss Barbie Doll said:
I once dated this hunk guy,i mean a pretty guy.Before we started having sex,we use to stay up till late talking dirty over the phone.talking how we gonna do each other,hehehehehe i was so looking forward to fuck him.Mxm it turned out to be all talk with no action,every time he sticked his dick in my pussy it was over with him.i dumped him same night,i told him it was the last time i dated a handsome man in my life.because he was handsome for nothing all he knew it was talking.

he hates me till today,he told me i will die single because im full of shit

Oh Miss Barbie I know the feeling. I think we both have no time for bad sex and we're WAY past pretending to save some guy's ego.