What do you call a week without a Wednesday?
Humphrey (Hump Free).
What's wrong with Tiger Woods? He thinks every day is Hump Day.
What day creates the most alternative energy? Winds-Day.
When's the last time Christina Ricci was cute? Wednesday.
What nursery rhyme do you tell the kids on Wednesday? Humpty Dumpty.
What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday? Hump-ernickel.
Why don't they have Drivers Ed on Wednesday in the Middle East? It wears out the camel.
What do camels sing on karaoke night? My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out).
What does a good lover and Hump Day have in common? They never come early.
Why do most Americans spend Wednesday in the office? Because "White Men Can't Hump".
What nursery rhyme do blondes hear every Wednesday? Humpme Dumpme.
How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.
Why was Saturday stronger than Wednesday? Because Wednesday is a week day.
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Happy Hump day!