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"JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 11:19:40
I'm So Broke" Jokes
I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.
I'm so broke, if a trip around the world cost a nickel, I wouldn't have enough to leave the couch!
I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway.
If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber!
I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one.
We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch!
Lol! Happy Monday to all and happy punting!
Tanya
Xxx
I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.
I'm so broke, if a trip around the world cost a nickel, I wouldn't have enough to leave the couch!
I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway.
If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber!
I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one.
We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch!
Lol! Happy Monday to all and happy punting!
Tanya
Xxx
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 11:23:08
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention. But I'll try...
(Thanks for the chuckle, Tanya).
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(Thanks for the chuckle, Tanya).
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 17:11:45
Friday can't come soon enough, I'm so broke that I had to borrow money from my blessee.
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 21:20:24
I'm so broke I have to push the car to the bottle store...
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 21:27:29
@tanya
Nice ones Tanya.
Nice ones Tanya.
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-22 23:07:43
I'm so broke that I borrowed a piece of steak so I could cook it for the gravy and returned the steak after it was cooked.
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Re: "JanuWORRY".... Jokes....
Posted: 2018-01-23 07:01:16
I'm so broke when I opened my sandwiches at work my wife had written " Kaas en polonie " on the bread with a kokie pen !
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