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Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-17 13:19:17
Hello everyone. Thought this might be fun to play. I'm going to go first.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Squirting. Squirting who?
Squirting all over your face!
kikikikikiki
Knock knock. Who's there?
Squirting. Squirting who?
Squirting all over your face!
kikikikikiki
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Re: Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-17 16:22:33
@Kimmylee - hahaha but that wasn't the one you told me last time we met!!! If I remember correctly that went something along the lines of
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita cock inside me!!!
And I believe I obliged........
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita cock inside me!!!
And I believe I obliged........
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Re: Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-17 17:12:30
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knicker less girls shouldn't climb trees.
Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who's there?
Girl: Pussy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Who's there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knicker less girls shouldn't climb trees.
Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who's there?
Girl: Pussy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
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Re: Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-17 17:20:16
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to fuck you doggy style
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to fuck you doggy style
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Re: Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-18 16:42:30
Oh yes you did.....*yummy*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.
On 2017-11-17 16:22:33 jaykay96 said:
And I believe I obliged........
Oh yes you did.....*yummy*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.
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Re: Knock knock dirty jokes
Posted: 2017-11-18 17:01:50
Ohhh Kimmylee I thought you were going to tell the one when I visited and we had to resort to me muffing you the whole session...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock, (hanging my head) and I forgot my Viagra.........
On 2017-11-18 16:42:30 Kimmylee said:
On 2017-11-17 16:22:33 jaykay96 said:
And I believe I obliged........
Oh yes you did.....*yummy*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.
Ohhh Kimmylee I thought you were going to tell the one when I visited and we had to resort to me muffing you the whole session...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock, (hanging my head) and I forgot my Viagra.........
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