A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Haha, nice one Tanya.

Super insults

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'


A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......


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Mother to Son:
Who is Aziz Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

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A cute excuse:
Teacher- why are you late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..





Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!



Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink?????
Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase


Don't laugh alone. Pass it on to your buddies..

@ Tanya

You know of course why do don't get any blondes in Japan

- its the quest for zero defect.

Hahaha @MarkyMarky...at least now I'm an undercover blonde ;-), but believe me, I do still get my "blonde moments", that gives away my true hair colour lol xxx