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Zume......
Posted: 2017-06-10 13:55:17
Just thaought about all the old chuck Norris quips.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry, and so on
what if we could use the reverse for Zuma (Guptas)?
Zuma doesn't fail he just finds tousands of ways not to succeed!
Zume orders KFC because he cannot spell McDonalds!
Zuma doesn't lie, he simply changes the truth!! (actually a CK that one!)
any others??
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry, and so on
what if we could use the reverse for Zuma (Guptas)?
Zuma doesn't fail he just finds tousands of ways not to succeed!
Zume orders KFC because he cannot spell McDonalds!
Zuma doesn't lie, he simply changes the truth!! (actually a CK that one!)
any others??
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Re: Zume......
Posted: 2017-06-11 03:41:19
Chuck Norris does not use eye-drops, he uses Tabasco.
(I know, I know... It's not about Zuma, but still the best one from Chuck)
(I know, I know... It's not about Zuma, but still the best one from Chuck)
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Re: Zume......
Posted: 2017-06-11 11:35:12
Chuck Norris died the other day...
but he is ok now
but he is ok now
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