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Orpheus - On the lighter side of things......
On the lighter side of things......
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Posted: 2017-05-23 16:25:42

When asked the similarities between

Woman
&
Alcohol

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !
Orpheus
Orpheus - Re: On the lighter side of things......
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Posted: 2017-05-23 16:31:17

Teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses.
Little Susan stands and says, "PANADO"
TEACHER: Used for?
SUSAN: I think headache
TEACHER: Good
MUSA: PIRITON
TEACHER: used for?
MUSA: Helps in sleeping..
TEACHER: Excellent!!
Little Johnny (stands confidently): VIAGRA
Teacher (nearly falls off her chair, shocked): WHAT FOR???
JOHNNY: I think Diarrhoea
TEACHER: Who told you that?
JOHNNY: Every night my mum tells Dad, "Take two VIAGRA Pills and maybe that little Shit will get harder tonight!
TEACHER COLLAPSED!!
Shakira
Shakira - Re: On the lighter side of things......
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Posted: 2017-05-23 16:32:57

Oh I can usher to that but only shooters give me a headache in the morning...now to dear Mr JC le Roux now that just gets me roaring. ..;)))
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Posted: 2017-05-23 17:00:40

Would love to see you roaring.
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Posted: 2017-05-23 17:08:46

Roarrrrr!!!!
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Shakira - Re: On the lighter side of things......
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Posted: 2017-05-23 17:10:17

Here kitty kitty...
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Posted: 2017-05-23 17:56:54

Hahahaha Shak, I got to meet you, I'll bring a bottle you're so much fun it seems...
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Posted: 2017-05-23 18:09:36

@Climax bring a bottle? No babe I am blessed,bring that sexy human being and I'll be satisfied..uhm f***k yea! I'd be honoured

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